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The Bloke wins 2022 club championship See 2022 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2022 See Summary of all major events in 2022
Not so weekly competition reports 2022 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2022
Full major event reports in 2022 ..
30/12/2022 Curtis decants with style see Santa Decanter event report
1/11/2022 Curtis takes another Cup Cup See Melbourne Cup Cup event report
15/10/2022 Confusion Reigns as Thombei appeals through the Mist See Balnarring Invitational Tournament report
28/08/2022 Surfer Boy Drops in Again See Swan Island nnomads Cup event report
12/06/2022 The Bloke Vomits See Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament event report
25/04/2022 The Lest we forget The Bloke on ANZAC Day See ANZAC Day Medal 2022 event report
16/04/2022 The Bloke has a Big Nose See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2022 event report
The year that was 2021 .
The Cardinal wins 2021 club championship See 2021 Club Champions page
Major event news reports 2021 See Summary of all major events in 2021
Not so weekly competition reports 2021 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2021
Full major event reports in 2021 ..
28/12/2021 Cinders sizzles Sants Decanter See Santa Decanter 2021
27/11/2021 Cardinal hits home run See Swan Island nnomads Cup 2021
25/4/2021 Lest we forget Pups performance See ANZAC Day Medal 2021
2/4/2021 Bloke nails it to the cross See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2021
8/3/2021 Major winner no minnow See Triggered Major 1, 2021
26/01/2021 Cardinal really runs AMOK See Australian Master Open Kup 2021
The year that was 2020 .
Stavros the Greek wins 2020 club championship See 2020 Club Champions page
Major event news reports 2020 See Summary of all major events in 2020
Not so weekly competition reports 2020 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2020
Full major event reports in 2020 ..
30/12/2020 Stavros Devours Santas Decanter See Santa Decanter 2020
28/11/2020 Front Line Nurse Beats Field See Triggered Major 2, 2020
7/6/2020 Stavros Scissors beats Pups Paper See VOMIT, 2020
9/2/2020 On-course Medic on Course See Triggered Major 1, 2020
27/1/2020 Bloke runs AMOK again See AMOK 2020
The year that was 2019 .
The Bloke wins 2019 club championship See 2019 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2019 See Summary of all major events in 2019
Not so weekly competition reports 2019 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2019
Full major event reports in 2019 ..
29/12/2019 The Cardinal Beats a Bat at the Santa Decanter See Santa Decanter 2019
30/11/2019 JT suffers his way to a Triggered Major win See Triggered Major 3 - 2019
5/11/2019 Rubber Man wins Melbourne Cup Cup in 5-way play-off See MCC 2019
27/09/2019 The Pooch is back See Triggered Major 2 - 2019
3/08/2019 TJ perfectly in SINC See Swan Island nnomads Cup 2019
9/06/2019 Bloke prevails as Sphincters squeeze it out See Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament - 2019
25/3/2019 Bloke Blasts ANZAC Battlefield See ANZAC Day Medal 2019
19/3/2019 Greek successful in play-off See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup - 2019
11/3/2019 Stavros brings no gifts See Triggered Major 1 - 2019
28/1/2019 Pup leave them all in the dust See Australian Masters Open Kup 2019
The year that was 2018
Pup wins 2018 club championship See 2018 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2018 See Summary of all major events in 2018
Not so weekly competition reports 2018 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2018
Full major event reports in 2018 ..
1/12/2018 Cardinal Breaks Drought After Rain See Melbourne Cup Cup 2018
28/9/2018 Slugger Growls at the Frog See Triggered Major 3 2018
8/9/2018 Pup in SINC with the Island See Swan Island nnomads Cup - 2018
25/08/2018 Pup Bends it Again See Triggered Major 2 - 2018
12/06/2018 Pup leads Poo joggers to Victory See Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament 2018
25/04/2018 Slugger Chips up to win See ANZAC Day Medal 2018
30/03/2018 Judge Hangs Field out to Dry See Blessed are the big nose Kup 2018
12/03/2018 Pup kills Bat See Triggered Major 1 2018
26/1/2018 Pup runs AMOK again See Australian Masters Open Kup 2018
The year that was 2017
Bloke wins 2017 club championship See 2017 Club Champions page
Major event news reports 2017 See Summary of all major events in 2017
Not so weekly competition reports 2017 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2017
Full major event reports in 2017 ..
30/12/2017 Bloke becomes king again at the links see Santa Decanter - 2017
7/11/2017 Nurse takes it out twice in a decade see Melbourne Cup Cup - 2017
23/7/2017 Members Mystified in Healesville see Triggered Major 3 - 2017
25/6/2017 Nurse shows members at the club see Triggered Major 2 - 2017
11/6/2017 The Cardinal and Sphincters Show see VOMIT 2017
25/4/2017 Judge beats them in the trenches see ADM 2017
15/4/2017 The Bloke has a big nose see BBNC 2017
13/3/2017 Billy Bob Blasts Bat see TM1 2017
26/1/2017 Club Champion runs AMOK see AMOK 2017
The year that was 2016
Pup wins 2016 club championship See 2016 Club Champions page
Major event news reports 2016 See Summary of all major events in 2016
Not so weekly competition reports 2016 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2016
Full major event reports in 2016 ..
27/12/2016 Bloke Growls at Santa see Santa Decanter 2016
10/12/2016 Bloke Beats Greek to Comfy Chair see Triggered Major 2 - 2016
2/11/2016 Pup returns to MCC Winners Podium see Melbourne Cup Cup 2016
21/10/2016 Bloke Pisses into Wind for Victoria see Patricia Isabel Slape Memorial Golf Tournament 2016
11/6/2016 Pup VOMITS again as Blokes Puppies Tame the Pack see VOMIT 2016
25/4/2016 Judge Clear in ANZAC Day Massacre see ADM 2016
25/3/2016 Freddie Proves he is Blessed see BBNC 2016
14/3/2016 Bloke Majors in Triggered see TM1 2016
26/1/2016 Same Bloke runs AMOK again see AMOK 2016
The year that was 2015
The Cardinal wins club championship see 2015 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2015 See Summary of all major events in 2015
Not so weekly competition reports 2015 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2015
Full major event reports in 2015 ..
28/12/2015 Pup Canters across the line see Santa Decanter 2015
5/12/2015 Cardinal SHITs in confessional see Shanksy Invitational Tournament 2015
3/11/2015 Bloke takes 2nd Melbourne Cup Cup see Melbourne Cup Cup 2015
10/10/2015 Mitchells Brawlers monster teams event see 4 Ball-Ambrose team event with great name 2015
9/10/2015 Mild take out last BIT / Is too classy in Callaway Classic see Balnarring Invitational Tournament 2015
7/6/2015 Bloke VOMITS with Sphincters see VOMIT and nomads GONADS Team Cup
25/4/2015 Billy Bob Bumps them out of the trenches see ADM 2015
8/4/2015 Cardinal makes out in the meadows see BBNC 2015
9/2/2015 Nurse Bats best in Park see TM1 2015
26/1/2015 The Bloke runs AMOK see AMOK 2015
The year that was 2014
Rubber Man wins club championship see 2014 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2014 See Summary of all major events in 2014
Not so weekly competition reports 2014 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2014
Full major event reports in 2014 ..
27/12/2014 Slugger earns a slug on the decanter see SD 2014
13/12/2014 Freddie Fires off a SHIT see SHIT 2014
4/11/2014 Cinders Burn Bend in MCC see MCC 2014
11/10/2014 Nurse has a BIT of his own see BIT 2014
10/10/2014 Mild Boy Takes Classic see TSCC 2014
22/9/2014 Rubber Man Reigns Supreme see TM 2 2014
14/7/2014 Mild scores home goal as Victorians dominate see WAIT 2014
9/6/2014 Slugger is supreme as KnobHeads prevail see VOMIT 2014
25/4/2014 The Bloke Earns a Medal see ADM 2014
18/4/2014 Slugger shows how it is done see BBNC 2014
10/3/2014 Markus Masters Morack see TM1 2014
27/1/2014 Stavros runs AMOK again! see AMOK 2014
The year that was 2013
The Bloke wins his second club championship see 2013 Club champions page
Major event news reports 2013 See Summary of all major events in 2013
Not so weekly competition reports 2013 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2013
Full major event reports in 2013 ..
29/12/2013 Glass half empty as Stavros get to the decanter see SD 13
7/12/2013 No SHIT on Rubber Man see SHIT 13
5/11/2013 Curtis comes back with cup see MCC 13
19/10/2013 A BIT for Mild see BIT 13
18/10/2013 Bloke does over Mild in Classic see TSCC 13
25/4/2013 Pup has another VOMIT see VOMIT 13
25/4/2013 Rubber Man bounces back see ADM 13
29/3/2013 The Don does it again, again see BBNC 2013
11/3/2013 The Don Does it Again see TM 1 - 2013
26/1/2013 Slugger Slays Frog see AMOK 2013
Stavros takes out club championship see 2012 Club Champions Page
Major event news reports 2012 See Summary of all major events in 2012
Not so weekly competition reports 2012 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2012
Full major event reports in 2012 ..
29/12/2102 Pup takes back decanter from Santa see SD 2012
1/12/2012 DJ takes a SHiT see SHiT 2012
6/11/2012 No Moon on Green as Nurse Takes Cup see MCC 2012
13/10/2012 Bull takes BIT by horns see BIT 2012
13/10/2012 BIT 10th Anniversary Slide Show see BIT 2012 slideshow
12/10/2012 Cardinal Claims Classic see TSCC 2012
10/6/2012 Pups behaviour leads to a VOMIT see VOMIT 2012
25/4/2012 Stavsoz sneaks in as the sun goes down see ADM 2012
6/4/2012 BC has a Big Nose see BBNC 2012
26/1/2012 Teflon runs AMOK on Australia Day see AMOK 2012
The year that was 2011
31/12/2011 The Bloke Bolts in 2011 club championship see 2011 Club Champions page
Major event news reports 2011 See Summary of all major events in 2011
Not so weekly competition reports 2011 See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2011
Full major event reports in 2011 ..
27/12/2011 Thombei takes the tequila see SD 2011
3/12/2011 Bloke takes a SHiT see SHIT 2011
1/11/2011 Mist in Cup Cup Playoff see MCC 2011
8/10/2011 A BIT for Teflon see BIT 2011
7/10/2011 Classic Callaway for Judge see TSCC 2011
7/7/2011 - The Captain takes another PIS see PIS 2011
12/6/2011 - The Final Hoorah see Uralba 2011
7/5/2011 - Teflon takes out Triggered see TM1 2011
23/4/2010 - Bloke earns ANZAC Day Medal see ADM 2011
27/1/2011 - Bloke runs AMOK at Growling Frog see AMOK 2011
The year that was 2010
31/12/2010 Pup Takes out club championship for 2010 see 2010 champions page
27/12/2010 Santa delivers Pup his personal decanter see SD 2010
18/12/2010 Pup back up with another SHiT see SHiT 2010
20/11/2010 Jury Not Out on Judges VOMIT see VOMIT 2010
2/11/2010 Cardinal Takes home a Melbourne Cup Cup Cup see MCC 2010
9/10/2010 Bloke Gets BIT in BIT 2010 see BIT 2010
8/10/2010 Mild Moves Mug West in TSCC 2010 see TSCC 2010
15/7/2010 Boz becomes a PIS head see PIS 2010
14/6/2010 URALBA Presentations The Greatest Golfing challenge on Earth (see URALBA Open 2010)
15/5/2010 Monarch's new seal confounds Cardinal in 2010 MOTT see MOTT 2010
24/4/2010 Slugger slaughters the trenches in ANZAC day medal see ADM 2010
2/04/2010 Stavros Proves Niall wrong by picking up the Big Nose see BBNC 2010
26/1/2010 Curtis runs amok for a second year see AMOK 2010
Slugger takes out club championship for 2009 see 2009 Champions page
The year in review - See all of the winners in 2009 - see 2009 major event winners
28/12/09 Don Johnson overcomes the banter at the Santa Decanter 2009 - see Santa Decanter 2009
12/12/09 Pup takes a SHiT at his brother request - see SHiT 2009
5/11/09 The Bloke does it again in the Melbourne Cup Cup - see MCC 2009
10/10/2009 Mild take the bit in hand - see The BIT 2009
10/10/09 The Bloke beats the 5 seconds of fame - see TSCC 2009
9/10/2009 Stavros has a VOMIT - see The VOMIT 2009
30/8/09 And a Barnbougleing we will go - see The PIS 2009
12/7/09 Some photos of the Winners - see Uralba 09
2/5/09 Remembrance commemoration services are recounted by the Fairway Diggers of the ADM
18/4/09 News of the BBNC has been published. Have a pick at it.
14/2/09 The inaugural Australian Masters Open Kup read all about it.
The 2009 week by week competition - Most of the weekly results from 2009 - see 2009 players of the week
18/11/08 Three sheets to the wind and the Captain finds his berth - YTD results nnomads Club Championship 2008 .
18/11/08 A Cup O' Tea ..... A Piece O' Cake ..... A Walk in the Park The MCC 08.
8/11/08 TSCC ... the bit's back ..... The BIT 08 A Multimedia Extravaganza
5/11/08 Jack's balls prove big enough for the MOTT The Monarch Of The Tulum 2008
26/7/08 Ricko's Victorian training pays off at last; he won the green jacket and the PIS 08.
7/7/08 The 2nd Quarter 2008 Handicap movements report has been released.
14/6/08 Our National Champions, The Mexicans show them how at Uralba 08. ... Silly hats are in !! ... See our Stars
4/5/08 Truant 1st Quarter 2008 Analysis Returns, it went on an unnoticed Holiday for a while but now Has Returned
2/5/08 Dispatches have been received from the Anzac Day conflagration including some moving and talking pictures.
24/2/08 A 2007 handicap analysis has been released Have a Look
1/1/08 A Steal for Emile in 07 The 2007 Club Champion
17/11/07 He came, He saw and He left again The ShIT 07
27/11/07 A Gossip of News; read about The Ablaru
6/11/07 Brendan proves the cycle is broken - The MCC
5/10/07 The BIT you were waiting for - The BIT
17/8/07 A tale from the land of the Corvus Cecilae. A piece o' PIS
2/7/07 Photos from a Uralba Event. The Winners 2007
7/5/07 The Anzac Day Medal; Read All about it
31/12/06 We have a new Club Champion. I wonder who it is?
2/12/2006 Tom bottoms out at the frog in the SHiT #2: See SHIT #2 results
7/11/2006 Curtis breaks the cycle. MCC 2006
30/10/06 Golf on Prozac; a nice leisurely day at The Cape, in The BIT & TSCCC 2006. A good slow read
30/9/06 PIS 2006: 36 holes, a lot more shots later ... and Normie proves the rule by exception. See our exclusive report
5/7/06 Twenty Years and still going strong: Uralba 2006
5/7/06 A ShIT winner? ... Check out who it is
9/5/06 Coup d'etat at the Cape, The Emperor has new clothes: The MOTT 2006
10/4/06 Tom takes the 2006 MOTT and dons the vestments of a Monarch; We have an exclusive interview, so turn up the speakers and share a Monarchical moment
4/4/06 The first quarter report is available: See YDT analysis
4/4/06 The latest swing analysis videos are up: Learn from the masters.
9/1/06 Tim Took The Title in Two Thousand and Five: The whingers will whinge, but the reality is he won. Read about it.
28/1/06 The ShIT was the final Official nnomad Grand Slam Event for 2005: You may wonder who won. Turn up the speakers and enjoy the highlights.
6/12/05 Further Research into the Theory and Legend of the Ablaru; The Ablaru 2005
19/11/05 And you thought snatching the Americas Cup was a feat. It's got nothing on this; The MCC 2005
28/10/05 A Bit 'O The Classic 2005:The results, and more, of the Balnarring Invitational Tournament and The Classic that it was. The BIT & TSCCC 2005
15/9/05 After ignominy: A Victorian Rickovery? The Jacket finds a new home: The trials and celebrations of The PIS 2005 Rickover the real story
5/9/05 Pictures of Winners; The Uralba 2005 And a happy bunch they are
14/8/05 No particular weekend in August, a golfing thriller. Read it.
14/8/05 nnomads make another decision. See the outcome
14/7/05 Ricko Wins the green jacket, this requires Window Media Player to be installed on your computer. See and hear the moment
4/7/05 June Quarterly Update. Catch up with the progress
4/7/05 Major Event News Update. See how they went and who one
4/7/05 Outcomes of the AGM. Read the resolutions, democracy at work
1/2/05 The January Ladder up date, a new competition beckons. Jan 05 Ladder update
21/1/05 Results of the Club Championship 2004. An Ex-Pat steals the deal
30/12/04 Catch up with the news of the 2004 ShIT at the 'Bend. (With a great result from Brendan). Read all about it
17/12/04 The always controversial Melbourne Cup Cup once again earns its reputation The MCC 2004.
17/12/04 Ablaru 04: "The Second Wave" - The Findings of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and Research (PATPAR) Report Wave 2. Commissioned by the "Ablaru for Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact Assessment. This is the second wave of a twenty-year program to research the Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural (PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event. The PATPAR report.
28/08/04 Uralba 04 Open; Winners and Grinners Here they are.
28/08/04 Shanks from Afar; amid increasing US cultural hegemony, this one seems to have taken a liking to our Ladder An Expat Update.
17/08/04 Uralba 04 Tequila Challenge Pictorial Have a squiz.
2/08/04 August Ladder Update Quarterly Update.
2/08/04 A murder of crows leave Mexicans searching for scapegoats: Read about the ignominious defeat of the once proud Mexican team in our exclusive coverage of the Port Fairy PIS 2004.
11/07/04 PUTSI Results finally released: After extensive negotiations with ASIS, ASIO, the FBI and CIA we can now report on covert confidence building measures undertaken between the Sloth Christian Militia (SCM) and the Islamist Golfing Association (IGA), held recently at the Drummond Base Peace Camp. The PUTSI 04
15/05/04 Quarterly Update: A quarter of what we're not sure, but this will be the start of a periodical commentary on the state of the Ladder and all those who climb her. Cling here
4/3/2004: Results of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and Research (PATPAR) Report Released! - Commissioned by the "Ablaru For Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact Assessment. The long-awaited report into the Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural (PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event has finally been released. Please Consider
Feb 04: Fauna Profile; a native Robyn: Normally associated with aquatic environments, this representative of the species shows a remarkable ability to flourish under the harsh Ablaru conditions. Exclusive Report
Jan 04: The Tekeelaa shallenje and lots of Shmilesez: Thank (insert deity) for Tequila.... What a difference a shot makes.... Ablaru Tequila Challenge Cup
Nov 03: The 'Brothers' cement Another Win, with a Stevedore Landing the Cup! Melbourne Cup Cup 2003 Have a gander
Nov 03: Financial Deals give The Cardinal the Points! ...The Battle For The Ladder Heats up! Read the Strategy
Nov 03: The Chainsaw
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Oct 03: Read a bit about the BIT in our bit about the BIT 2003. Thanks to our raving reporter and paparazzi we can bring you exclusive photos and news of the annual 12-star event held recently on the peninsula. Read a bit about it
May 03: Results of follow through competition now released: see mystery winner
May 03: The PUTSI 700: Drummond Base HQ a full immersion training camp for Uralba, participants were exposed to and enthusiastically practiced all the skills required. Numerous variations to the nobbling adjustment factor (NAF) were discussed including the RDF, the RDR, and the "One Hole, One Tequila" concept (sung to a Bob Marley tune); all the others have been successfully forgotten. Potential nnomads business opportunities were also identified, in the end it was a tossup between "Jim's Pathology" and "Jim's Wicks", the Committee decided "Jim's Pathology" would have greater market appeal. This will be explored further by our strategy team. Markus Octavious won, but only after a sudden death playoff against the owner, designer, and creator of the course (a risky thing to do, but beds were allocated before the event). Iron-Guts Crossinskis brand new handicap got dented by three strokes, and Octavious shrank by one. As compensation for their efforts all participants received an Event Bonus. Read about the ordeal
The year that was 2002