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Welcome to the nnomads Golf Club
archives This area
contains nnomads Golf Club articles and records
from For The Video
archives over the years see The Video Archives For a pictorial
presentation of major event
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Major event news reports 2023 – See Summary
of all major events in 2023 Not so weekly competition
reports 2023 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2023 Full major event reports in
2023 ….. 25/4/2023 – TJ Triumphs in the
Trenches at ANZAC Day Medal 2023 – (See ADM
2023 Event Report) 9/4/2023 – Stavros wins
‘Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2023’ – see BBNC
2023 Event Report 18/3/2023 – Stavros stays the
course in TM1 2023 – see TM1
2023 Event Report 17/2/2023 – TJ Typifies Running
AMOK – see AMOK
2023 Event Report The year that was 2022 …. The Bloke wins 2022 club championship – See 2022 Club Champions Page Major event news reports 2022 – See Summary of all major events in 2022 Not so weekly competition reports 2022 – See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in
2022 Full major event reports in 2022 ….. 30/12/2022 – Curtis decants with style – see Santa Decanter event report 1/11/2022 – Curtis takes another Cup Cup
– See Melbourne Cup Cup
event report 15/10/2022 – Confusion Reigns as Thombei
appeals through the Mist – See Balnarring Invitational Tournament report 28/08/2022 – Surfer Boy Drops in Again – See Swan Island nnomads
Cup event report 12/06/2022 – The Bloke Vomits – See Victorian Open Masters Invitational
Tournament event report 25/04/2022 – The Lest we forget The Bloke on ANZAC Day – See ANZAC
Day Medal 2022 event report 16/04/2022 – The Bloke has a Big Nose – See Blessed
are the Big Nose Cup 2022 event report The year that was 2021 …. The Cardinal wins 2021 club
championship – See 2021
Club Champion’s page Major event news reports 2021 – See Summary
of all major events in 2021 Not so weekly competition
reports 2021 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2021 Full major event reports in
2021 ….. 28/12/2021 – Cinders sizzles
Sant’s Decanter – See Santa Decanter 2021 27/11/2021 – Cardinal hits home
run – See Swan
Island nnomads Cup 2021 25/4/2021 – Lest we forget
Pup’s performance – See ANZAC Day Medal 2021 2/4/2021 – Bloke nails it to
the cross – See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2021 8/3/2021 – Major winner no
minnow – See Triggered Major 1, 2021 26/01/2021 – Cardinal really
runs AMOK – See Australian Master Open Kup 2021 The year that was 2020 …. Stavros the Greek wins 2020 club championship – See 2020 Club Champions page Major event news reports 2020 – See Summary of all major events in 2020 Not so weekly competition reports 2020 – See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in
2020 Full major event reports in 2020 ….. 30/12/2020 – Stavros Devours Santa’s Decanter – See Santa
Decanter 2020 28/11/2020 – Front Line Nurse Beats Field – See Triggered
Major 2, 2020 7/6/2020 – Stavros Scissors beats Pups Paper – See VOMIT, 2020 9/2/2020 – On-course Medic on Course – See Triggered Major 1, 2020 27/1/2020 – Bloke runs AMOK again – See AMOK 2020 The year that was 2019 …. The Bloke wins 2019 club
championship – See 2019
Club Champion’s Page Major event news reports 2019 – See Summary of all major events in 2019 Not so weekly competition
reports 2019 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2019 Full major event reports in
2019 ….. 29/12/2019 – The Cardinal
Beats a Bat at the Santa Decanter – See Santa Decanter 2019 30/11/2019 – JT suffers
his way to a Triggered Major win – See Triggered Major 3 - 2019 5/11/2019 – Rubber Man
wins Melbourne Cup Cup in 5-way play-off – See MCC – 2019 27/09/2019 – The Pooch is
back – See Triggered
Major 2 - 2019 3/08/2019 – TJ perfectly
in SINC – See Swan
Island nnomads Cup – 2019 9/06/2019 – Bloke prevails
as Sphincters squeeze it out – See Victorian
Open Masters Invitational Tournament - 2019 25/3/2019 – Bloke Blasts
ANZAC Battlefield – See ANZAC Day Medal – 2019 19/3/2019 – Greek
successful in play-off – See ‘Blessed
are the Big Nose Cup’ - 2019 11/3/2019 – Stavros brings
no gifts – See Triggered
Major 1 - 2019 28/1/2019 – Pup leave them all in the dust – See Australian Masters Open Kup – 2019 The year that was 2018 … Pup wins 2018 club championship – See 2018 Club Champion’s Page Major event news reports 2018 – See Summary of all major events in 2018 Not so weekly competition reports 2018 – See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in
2018 Full major event reports in 2018 ….. 1/12/2018 – Cardinal Breaks Drought After Rain – See Melbourne Cup Cup
2018 28/9/2018 – Slugger Growls at the Frog – See Triggered Major 3 – 2018 8/9/2018 – Pup in SINC with the Island – See Swan Island nnomads
Cup - 2018 25/08/2018 – Pup Bends it Again – See Triggered Major 2 - 2018 12/06/2018 – Pup leads Poo joggers to Victory – See Victorian
Open Masters Invitational Tournament – 2018 25/04/2018 – Slugger Chips up to win – See ANZAC
Day Medal – 2018 30/03/2018 – Judge Hangs Field out to Dry – See ‘Blessed
are the big nose Kup’ – 2018 12/03/2018 – Pup kills Bat – See Triggered
Major 1 – 2018 26/1/2018 – Pup runs AMOK again – See Australian Masters Open Kup – 2018 The year that was 2017 … Bloke wins 2017 club championship – See 2017 Club Champion’s page Major event news reports 2017 – See Summary of all major events in 2017 Not so weekly competition
reports 2017 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2017 Full major event reports in
2017 ….. 30/12/2017 – Bloke becomes
king again at the links – see Santa Decanter - 2017 7/11/2017 – Nurse takes it
out twice in a decade – see Melbourne Cup Cup -
2017 23/7/2017 – Members
Mystified in Healesville – see Triggered Major 3 - 2017 25/6/2017 – Nurse shows
members at the club – see Triggered Major 2 - 2017 11/6/2017 – The Cardinal
and Sphincters Show – see VOMIT
2017 25/4/2017 – Judge beats
them in the trenches – see ADM 2017 15/4/2017 – The Bloke has
a big nose – see BBNC 2017 13/3/2017 – Billy Bob
Blasts Bat – see TM1 2017 26/1/2017 – Club Champion
runs AMOK– see AMOK 2017 The year that was 2016 … Pup wins 2016 club championship – See 2016 Club Champion’s page Major event news reports 2016 – See Summary of all major events in 2016 Not so weekly competition reports 2016 – See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in
2016 Full major event reports in 2016 ….. 27/12/2016 – Bloke Growls at Santa – see Santa
Decanter 2016 10/12/2016 – Bloke Beats Greek to Comfy Chair – see Triggered
Major 2 - 2016 2/11/2016 – Pup returns to MCC Winners Podium – see Melbourne
Cup Cup 2016 21/10/2016 – Bloke Pisses into Wind for Victoria – see Patricia
Isabel Slape Memorial Golf Tournament 2016 11/6/2016 – Pup VOMITS again as Bloke’s Puppies Tame the Pack
– see VOMIT 2016 25/4/2016 – Judge Clear in ANZAC Day Massacre – see ADM
2016 25/3/2016 – Freddie Proves he is Blessed – see BBNC 2016 14/3/2016 – Bloke Majors in Triggered – see TM1 2016 26/1/2016 – Same Bloke runs AMOK again – see AMOK
2016 The year that was 2015 … The Cardinal wins club championship – see 2015 Club Champion’s Page Major event news reports 2015 – See Summary of all major events in 2015 Not so weekly competition
reports 2015 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2015 Full major event reports in
2015 ….. 28/12/2015 – Pup Canters
across the line – see Santa
Decanter 2015 5/12/2015 – Cardinal SHITs
in confessional – see Shanksy
Invitational Tournament 2015 3/11/2015 – Bloke takes 2nd
Melbourne Cup Cup – see Melbourne
Cup Cup 2015 10/10/2015 – Mitchell’s
Brawlers monster teams event – see 4
Ball-Ambrose team event with great name 2015 9/10/2015 – Mild take out
last BIT / Is too classy in Callaway Classic – see Balnarring
Invitational Tournament 2015 7/6/2015 – Bloke VOMITS
with Sphincters – see VOMIT
and nomads GONADS Team Cup 25/4/2015 – Billy Bob
Bumps them out of the trenches – see ADM
2015 8/4/2015 – Cardinal makes
out in the meadows – see BBNC
2015 9/2/2015 – Nurse Bats best
in Park – see TM1
2015 26/1/2015 – The Bloke runs
AMOK – see AMOK
2015 The year that was 2014 … Rubber Man wins club championship – see 2014 Club Champion’s Page Major event news reports 2014 – See Summary of all major events in 2014 Not so weekly competition reports 2014 – See Summary of all not-so-weekly competitions in
2014 Full major event reports in 2014 ….. 27/12/2014 – Slugger earns a slug on the decanter – see SD 2014 13/12/2014 – Freddie Fires off a SHIT – see SHIT 2014 4/11/2014 – Cinders Burn Bend in MCC – see MCC 2014 11/10/2014 – Nurse has a BIT of his own – see BIT 2014 10/10/2014 – Mild Boy Takes Classic – see TSCC 2014 22/9/2014 – Rubber Man Reigns Supreme – see TM 2 2014 14/7/2014 – Mild scores home goal as Victorians dominate – see
WAIT 2014 9/6/2014 – Slugger is supreme as KnobHeads
prevail – see VOMIT 2014 25/4/2014 – The Bloke Earns a Medal – see ADM 2014 18/4/2014 – Slugger shows how it is done – see BBNC 2014 10/3/2014 – Markus Masters Morack –
see TM1
2014 27/1/2014 – Stavros runs AMOK – again! – see AMOK
2014 The year that was 2013 The Bloke wins his second club championship – see 2013 Club champion’s page Major event news reports 2013 – See Summary of all major events in 2013 Not so weekly competition
reports 2013 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2013 Full major event reports in
2013 ….. 29/12/2013 – Glass half
empty as Stavros get to the decanter – see SD
13 7/12/2013 – No SHIT on
Rubber Man – see SHIT
13 5/11/2013 – Curtis comes
back with cup – see MCC
13 19/10/2013 – A BIT for
Mild – see BIT
13 18/10/2013 – Bloke does
over Mild in Classic – see TSCC
13 25/4/2013 – Pup has
another VOMIT – see VOMIT 13 25/4/2013 – Rubber Man
bounces back – see ADM 13 29/3/2013 – The Don does
it again, again – see BBNC 2013 11/3/2013 – The Don Does
it Again – see TM 1 - 2013 26/1/2013 – Slugger Slays
Frog – see AMOK 2013 Stavros takes out club championship – see 2012 Club Champions Page Major event news reports 2012 – See Summary of all major events in 2012 Not so weekly competition
reports 2012 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2012 Full major event reports in
2012 ….. 29/12/2102 – Pup takes
back decanter from Santa – see SD 2012 1/12/2012 – DJ takes a SHiT – see SHiT
2012 6/11/2012 – No Moon on
Green as Nurse Takes Cup – see MCC 2012 13/10/2012 – Bull takes BIT by horns – see BIT 2012 13/10/2012 – BIT 10th
Anniversary Slide Show – see BIT 2012 slideshow 12/10/2012 – Cardinal
Claims Classic – see TSCC 2012 10/6/2012 – Pups behaviour
leads to a VOMIT – see VOMIT
2012 25/4/2012 – Stavsoz sneaks in as the sun goes down – see ADM 2012 6/4/2012 – BC has a Big
Nose – see BBNC 2012 26/1/2012 – Teflon runs
AMOK on Australia Day – see AMOK 2012 The year that was 2011 31/12/2011 –
The Bloke Bolts in 2011 club championship – see 2011 Club Champion’s page
Major event news reports 2011 – See Summary of all major events in 2011 Not so weekly
competition reports 2011 – See Summary
of all not-so-weekly competitions in 2011 Full major
event reports in 2011 ….. 27/12/2011 – Thombei takes the tequila – see SD 2011 3/12/2011 –
Bloke takes a SHiT – see SHIT 2011 1/11/2011 –
Mist in Cup Cup Playoff – see MCC 2011 8/10/2011 – A
BIT for Teflon – see BIT
2011 7/10/2011 –
Classic Callaway for Judge – see TSCC 2011 7/7/2011 - The
Captain takes another PIS – see PIS 2011 12/6/2011 -
The Final Hoorah – see Uralba
2011 7/5/2011 -
Teflon takes out Triggered – see TM1 2011 23/4/2010 -
Bloke earns ANZAC Day Medal – see ADM 2011 27/1/2011 -
Bloke runs AMOK at Growling Frog – see AMOK 2011 The year that
was 2010 31/12/2010 Pup
Takes out club championship for 2010 – see 2010 champion’s page 27/12/2010
Santa delivers Pup his personal decanter – see SD 2010 18/12/2010 Pup
back up with another SHiT – see SHiT 2010 20/11/2010
Jury Not Out on Judge’s VOMIT – see VOMIT
2010 2/11/2010
Cardinal Takes home a Melbourne Cup Cup Cup – see MCC 2010 9/10/2010
Bloke Gets BIT in BIT 2010 – see BIT 2010 8/10/2010 Mild
Moves Mug West in TSCC 2010 –see TSCC 2010 15/7/2010 Boz
becomes a PIS head – see
PIS 2010 14/6/2010
URALBA Presentations – The Greatest Golfing challenge on Earth – (see URALBA Open 2010) 15/5/2010
Monarch's new seal confounds Cardinal in 2010 MOTT – see MOTT 2010 24/4/2010
Slugger slaughters the trenches in ANZAC day medal – see ADM 2010 2/04/2010
Stavros Proves Niall wrong by picking up the Big Nose – see BBNC 2010 26/1/2010
Curtis runs amok for a second year – see AMOK 2010 Slugger takes
out club championship for 2009 – see 2009 Champion’s page The year in
review - See all of the winners in 2009 - see 2009 major event winners 28/12/09 Don
Johnson overcomes the banter at the Santa Decanter 2009 - see Santa Decanter 2009 12/12/09 Pup
takes a SHiT at his brother request - see SHiT 2009 5/11/09 The
Bloke does it again in the Melbourne Cup Cup - see MCC 2009 10/10/2009
Mild take the bit in hand - see The BIT 2009 10/10/09 The
Bloke beats the 5 seconds of fame - see TSCC 2009 9/10/2009
Stavros has a VOMIT - see The VOMIT 2009 30/8/09 And a Barnbougleing we will go - see The PIS 2009 12/7/09 Some
photos of the Winners - see Uralba 09 2/5/09
Remembrance commemoration services are recounted by the Fairway Diggers of
the ADM 18/4/09 News
of the BBNC has been published. Have a pick at it. 14/2/09 The
inaugural Australian Masters Open Kup read all about it. The 2009 week
by week competition - Most of the weekly results from 2009 - see 2009 players of the week
18/11/08 Three
sheets to the wind and the Captain finds his berth - YTD results nnomads Club Championship 2008 . 18/11/08 A Cup
O' Tea ..... A Piece O' Cake ..... A Walk in the Park The MCC 08. 8/11/08 TSCC
... the bit's back ..... The BIT 08 A Multimedia Extravaganza
5/11/08 Jack's
balls prove big enough for the MOTT The Monarch Of The Tulum 2008 26/7/08 Ricko's Victorian training pays off at last; he won the
green jacket and the PIS 08. 7/7/08 The 2nd
Quarter 2008 Handicap movements report has been released. 14/6/08 Our
National Champions, The Mexicans show them how at Uralba 08. ... Silly hats are in
!! ... See our Stars 4/5/08 Truant
1st Quarter 2008 Analysis Returns, it went on an unnoticed Holiday for a while but now Has Returned 2/5/08
Dispatches have been received from the Anzac Day conflagration including some moving and talking pictures. 24/2/08 A 2007
handicap analysis has been released Have a Look 1/1/08 A Steal
for Emile in 07 The 2007 Club Champion 17/11/07 He
came, He saw and He left again The ShIT 07 27/11/07 A Gossip
of News; read about The Ablaru 6/11/07
Brendan proves the cycle is broken - The MCC 5/10/07 The BIT you were waiting for - The BIT 17/8/07 A tale
from the land of the Corvus Cecilae. A piece o' PIS 2/7/07 Photos
from a Uralba Event. The Winners 2007 7/5/07 The
Anzac Day Medal; Read All about it
31/12/06 We
have a new Club Champion. I
wonder who it is? 2/12/2006 Tom
bottoms out at the frog in the SHiT #2: See
SHIT #2 results 7/11/2006 –
Curtis breaks the cycle. MCC
2006 30/10/06 Golf on Prozac; a nice leisurely day at The Cape, in The BIT & TSCCC 2006. A good slow read 30/9/06 PIS
2006: 36 holes, a lot more shots
later ... and Normie proves the rule by exception. See our exclusive
report 5/7/06 Twenty
Years and still going strong: Uralba
2006 5/7/06 A ShIT winner? ... Check
out who it is 9/5/06 Coup d'etat at the Cape, The Emperor has new clothes: The
MOTT 2006 10/4/06 Tom
takes the 2006 MOTT and dons the vestments of a Monarch; We have an exclusive interview, so turn up the speakers and
share a Monarchical moment 4/4/06 The
first quarter report is available: See
YDT analysis 4/4/06 The
latest swing analysis videos are up: Learn
from the masters.
9/1/06 Tim
Took The Title in Two Thousand and Five: The
whingers will whinge, but the reality is he won. Read about it. 28/1/06 The ShIT was the final Official nnomad
Grand Slam Event for 2005: You may wonder
who won. Turn up the speakers
and enjoy the highlights. 6/12/05 Further Research
into the Theory and Legend of the Ablaru; The Ablaru 2005 19/11/05 And you thought
snatching the Americas Cup was a feat. It's got nothing on this; The MCC 2005 28/10/05 A Bit
'O The Classic 2005:The results, and more, of the
Balnarring Invitational Tournament and The Classic that it was. The BIT & TSCCC
2005 15/9/05 After ignominy: A
Victorian Rickovery? The Jacket finds a new home: The trials and celebrations of The PIS 2005 Rickover the real
story 5/9/05 Pictures of
Winners; The Uralba 2005 And a happy bunch they are 14/8/05 No particular
weekend in August, a golfing thriller. Read it. 14/8/05 nnomads make another decision. See
the outcome 14/7/05 Ricko Wins the green jacket, this requires Window Media Player to be
installed on your computer. See and hear the moment 4/7/05 June Quarterly
Update. Catch up with the
progress 4/7/05 Major Event News
Update. See how they went
and who one 4/7/05 Outcomes of the
AGM. Read the resolutions, democracy at work 1/2/05 The January Ladder
up date, a new competition beckons. Jan 05 Ladder update
21/1/05 Results of the Club
Championship 2004. An Ex-Pat steals the deal 30/12/04 Catch up with the
news of the 2004 ShIT at the 'Bend. (With a great result from Brendan). Read all about it 17/12/04 The always
controversial Melbourne Cup Cup once again earns
its reputation The MCC 2004. 17/12/04 Ablaru 04: "The
Second Wave" - The Findings
of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and
Research (PATPAR) Report Wave 2. Commissioned by the "Ablaru for Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact
Assessment. This is the second wave of a twenty-year program to research the
Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural (PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event. The PATPAR report. 28/08/04 Uralba 04 Open;
Winners and Grinners Here they are. 28/08/04 Shanks from Afar; amid increasing US cultural hegemony, this one seems to have
taken a liking to our Ladder An Expat Update. 17/08/04 Uralba 04 Tequila
Challenge Pictorial Have a squiz. 2/08/04 August Ladder
Update Quarterly Update. 2/08/04 A murder of crows
leave Mexicans searching for scapegoats: Read about the ignominious defeat of the
once proud Mexican team in our exclusive coverage of the Port Fairy PIS 2004. 11/07/04 PUTSI Results
finally released: After
extensive negotiations with ASIS, ASIO, the FBI and CIA we can now report on covert
confidence building measures undertaken between the Sloth Christian Militia
(SCM) and the Islamist Golfing Association (IGA), held recently at the
Drummond Base Peace Camp. The PUTSI 04 15/05/04 Quarterly Update: A quarter of what we're not sure, but
this will be the start of a periodical commentary on the state of the Ladder
and all those who climb her. Cling here
4/3/2004: Results of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and Research (PATPAR) Report
Released! - Commissioned
by the "Ablaru For Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact Assessment. The
long-awaited report into the Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural
(PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event has finally
been released. Please Consider Feb 04: Fauna Profile; a
native Robyn: Normally
associated with aquatic environments, this representative of the species
shows a remarkable ability to flourish under the harsh Ablaru
conditions. Exclusive Report
Jan 04: The Tekeelaa shallenje and lots of Shmilesez: Thank (insert deity) for Tequila.... What a difference a shot
makes.... Ablaru Tequila Challenge
Cup Jan 04: Ablaru? You bet!: We did,
and some people actually won! Read the story and Check out the
winners
Nov 03:
The 'Brothers' cement Another Win, with a Stevedore Landing the Cup! Melbourne Cup Cup 2003 Have a gander Nov 03:
Financial Deals give The Cardinal the Points! ...The Battle For The Ladder
Heats up! Read the Strategy
Nov 03: The Chainsaw
Massacre Party (Sponsored by the Chain Saw Philharmonic Quintet). Oct 03: Read a
bit about the BIT in our bit about the BIT 2003. Thanks to our raving reporter and paparazzi we can bring you
exclusive photos and news of the annual 12-star event held recently on the
peninsula. Read a bit about it May 03: Results of follow through competition now
released: see
mystery winner May 03: The PUTSI 700: Drummond Base HQ a full immersion training camp for Uralba,
participants were exposed to and enthusiastically practiced all the skills
required. Numerous variations to the nobbling adjustment factor (NAF) were
discussed including the RDF, the RDR, and the "One Hole, One Tequila" concept (sung to a Bob Marley tune); all the others have been
successfully forgotten. Potential nnomads business
opportunities were also identified, in the end it was a tossup between
"Jim's Pathology" and "Jim's Wicks", the Committee
decided "Jim's Pathology" would have greater market appeal. This
will be explored further by our strategy team. Markus Octavious
won, but only after a sudden death playoff against the owner, designer, and
creator of the course (a risky thing to do, but beds were allocated before
the event). Iron-Guts Crossinski’s brand new
handicap got dented by three strokes, and Octaviou’s
shrank by one. As compensation for their efforts all participants received an
Event Bonus. Read
about the ordeal The year that was 2002
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