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The year that is 2022 ….

 

25/04/2022 – The Lest we forget The Boke on ANZAC Day – See ANZAC Day Medal 2022 event report

16/04/2022 – The Bloke has a Big Nose – See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2022 event report

 

The year that was 2021 ….

 

31/12/2021 – The Cardinal wins 2021 club championship – See 2021 Club Champion’s page

28/12/2021 – Cinders sizzles Sant’s Decanter – See Santa Decanter 2021

27/11/2021 – Cardinal hits home run – See Swan Island nnomads Cup 2021

25/4/2021 – Lest we forget Pup’s performance – See ANZAC Day Medal 2021

2/4/2021 – Bloke nails it to the cross – See Blessed are the Big Nose Cup 2021

8/3/2021 – Major winner no minnow – See Triggered Major 1, 2021

26/01/2021 – Cardinal really runs AMOK – See Australian Master Open Kup  2021

 

The year that was 2020 ….

 

31/12/2020 – Stavros the Greek wins 2020 club championship – See 2020 Club Champions page

30/12/2020 – Stavros Devours Santa’s Decanter – See Santa Decanter 2020

28/11/2020 – Front Line Nurse Beats Field – See Triggered Major 2, 2020

7/6/2020 – Stavros Scissors beats Pups Paper – See VOMIT, 2020

9/2/2020 – On-course Medic on Course – See Triggered Major 1, 2020

27/1/2020 – Bloke runs AMOK again – See AMOK 2020

 

The year that was 2019 ….

 

31/12/2019 – The Bloke wins 2019 club championship – See 2019 Club Champion’s Page

29/12/2019 – The Cardinal Beats a Bat at the Santa Decanter – See Santa Decanter 2019

30/11/2019 – JT suffers his way to a Triggered Major win – See Triggered Major 3 - 2019

5/11/2019 – Rubber Man wins Melbourne Cup Cup in 5-way play-off – See MCC – 2019

27/09/2019 – The Pooch is back – See Triggered Major 2 - 2019

3/08/2019 – TJ perfectly in SINC – See Swan Island nnomads Cup – 2019

9/06/2019 – Bloke prevails as Sphincters squeeze it out – See Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament - 2019

25/3/2019 – Bloke Blasts ANZAC Battlefield – See ANZAC Day Medal – 2019

19/3/2019 – Greek successful in play-off – See ‘Blessed are the Big Nose Cup’ - 2019

11/3/2019 – Stavros brings no gifts – See Triggered Major 1 - 2019

28/1/2019 – Pup leave them all in the dust – See Australian Masters Open Kup – 2019

 

The year that was 2018 …

 

31/12/2018 – Pup wins 2018 club championship – See 2018 Club Champion’s Page

1/12/2018 – Cardinal Breaks Drought After Rain – See Melbourne Cup Cup 2018

28/9/2018 – Slugger Growls at the Frog – See Triggered Major 3 – 2018

8/9/2018 – Pup in SINC with the Island – See Swan Island nnomads Cup - 2018

25/08/2018 – Pup Bends it Again – See Triggered Major 2 - 2018

12/06/2018 – Pup leads Poo joggers to Victory – See Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament – 2018

25/04/2018 – Slugger Chips up to win – See ANZAC Day Medal – 2018

30/03/2018 – Judge Hangs Field out to Dry – See ‘Blessed are the big nose Kup’ – 2018

12/03/2018 – Pup kills Bat – See Triggered Major 1 – 2018

26/1/2018 – Pup runs AMOK again – See Australian Masters Open Kup – 2018

 

The year that was 2017 …

 

30/12/2016 – Bloke wins 2017 club championship – See 2017 Club Champion’s page

30/12/2017 – Bloke becomes king again at the links – see Santa Decanter - 2017

7/11/2017 – Nurse takes it out twice in a decade – see Melbourne Cup Cup - 2017

23/7/2017 – Members Mystified in Healesville – see Triggered Major 3 - 2017

25/6/2017 – Nurse shows members at the club – see Triggered Major 2 - 2017

11/6/2017 – The Cardinal and Sphincters Show – see VOMIT 2017

25/4/2017 – Judge beats them in the trenches – see ADM 2017

15/4/2017 – The Bloke has a big nose – see BBNC 2017

13/3/2017 – Billy Bob Blasts Bat – see TM1 2017

26/1/2017 – Club Champion runs AMOK– see AMOK 2017

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The year that was 2016 …

 

30/12/2016 – Pup wins 2016 club championship – See 2016 Club Champion’s page

27/12/2016 – Bloke Growls at Santa – see Santa Decanter 2016

10/12/2016 – Bloke Beats Greek to Comfy Chair – see Triggered Major 2 - 2016

2/11/2016 – Pup returns to MCC Winners Podium – see Melbourne Cup Cup 2016

21/10/2016 – Bloke Pisses into Wind for Victoria – see Patricia Isabel Slape Memorial Golf Tournament 2016

11/6/2016 – Pup VOMITS again as Bloke’s Puppies Tame the Pack – see VOMIT 2016

25/4/2016 – Judge Clear in ANZAC Day Massacre – see ADM 2016

25/3/2016 – Freddie Proves he is Blessed – see BBNC 2016

14/3/2016 – Bloke Majors in Triggered – see TM1 2016

26/1/2016 – Same Bloke runs AMOK again – see AMOK 2016

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The year that was 2015 …

 

31/12/2015 – The Cardinal wins club championship – see 2015 Club Champion’s Page

28/12/2015 – Pup Canters across the line – see Santa Decanter 2015

5/12/2015 – Cardinal SHITs in confessional – see Shanksy Invitational Tournament 2015

3/11/2015 – Bloke takes 2nd Melbourne Cup Cup – see Melbourne Cup Cup 2015

10/10/2015 – Mitchell’s Brawlers monster teams event – see 4 Ball-Ambrose team event with great name 2015

9/10/2015 – Mild take out last BIT / Is too classy in Callaway Classic – see Balnarring Invitational Tournament 2015

7/6/2015 – Bloke VOMITS with Sphincters – see VOMIT and nomads GONADS Team Cup

25/4/2015 – Billy Bob Bumps them out of the trenches – see ADM 2015

8/4/2015 – Cardinal makes out in the meadows – see BBNC 2015

9/2/2015 – Nurse Bats best in Park – see TM1 2015

26/1/2015 – The Bloke runs AMOK – see AMOK 2015

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The year that was 2014 …

 

31/12/2014 – Rubber Man wins club championship – see 2014 Club Champion’s Page

27/12/2014 – Slugger earns a slug on the decanter – see SD 2014

13/12/2014 – Freddie Fires off a SHIT – see SHIT 2014

4/11/2014 – Cinders Burn Bend in MCC – see MCC 2014

11/10/2014 – Nurse has a BIT of his own – see BIT 2014

10/10/2014 – Mild Boy Takes Classic – see TSCC 2014

22/9/2014 – Rubber Man Reigns Supreme – see TM 2 2014

14/7/2014 – Mild scores home goal as Victorians dominate – see WAIT 2014

9/6/2014 – Slugger is supreme as KnobHeads prevail – see VOMIT 2014

25/4/2014 – The Bloke Earns a Medal – see ADM 2014

18/4/2014 – Slugger shows how it is done – see BBNC 2014

10/3/2014 – Markus Masters Morack – see TM1 2014

27/1/2014 – Stavros runs AMOK – again! – see AMOK 2014

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The year that was 2013

 

31/12/2013 – The Bloke wins his second club championship – see 2013 Club champion’s page

29/12/2013 – Glass half empty as Stavros get to the decanter – see SD 13

7/12/2013 – No SHIT on Rubber Man – see SHIT 13

5/11/2013 – Curtis comes back with cup – see MCC 13

19/10/2013 – A BIT for Mild – see BIT 13

18/10/2013 – Bloke does over Mild in Classic – see TSCC 13

25/4/2013 – Pup has another VOMIT – see VOMIT 13

25/4/2013 – Rubber Man bounces back – see ADM 13

29/3/2013 – The Don does it again, again – see BBNC 2013

11/3/2013 – The Don Does it Again – see TM 1 - 2013

26/1/2013 – Slugger Slays Frog – see  AMOK 2013

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The year that was 2012

 

31/12/2012 – Stavros takes out club championship – see 2012 Club Champions Page

29/12/2102 – Pup takes back decanter from Santa – see SD 2012

1/12/2012 – DJ takes a SHiT – see SHiT 2012

6/11/2012 – No Moon on Green as Nurse Takes Cup – see MCC 2012

13/10/2012 – Bull takes BIT by horns – see BIT 2012

13/10/2012 – BIT 10th Anniversary Slide Show – see BIT 2012 slideshow

12/10/2012 – Cardinal Claims Classic – see TSCC 2012

10/6/2012 – Pups behaviour leads to a VOMIT – see VOMIT 2012

25/4/2012 – Stavsoz sneaks in as the sun goes down – see ADM 2012

6/4/2012 – BC has a Big Nose – see BBNC 2012

26/1/2012 – Teflon runs AMOK on Australia Day – see AMOK 2012

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The year that was 2011

 

31/12/2011 – The Bloke Bolts in 2011 club championship – see 2011 Club Champion’s page

27/12/2011 – Thombei takes the tequila – see SD 2011

3/12/2011 – Bloke takes a SHiT – see SHIT 2011

1/11/2011 – Mist in Cup Cup Playoff – see MCC 2011

8/10/2011 – A BIT for Teflon – see BIT 2011

7/10/2011 – Classic Callaway for Judge – see TSCC 2011

7/7/2011 - The Captain takes another PIS – see PIS 2011

12/6/2011 - The Final Hoorah – see Uralba 2011

7/5/2011 - Teflon takes out Triggered – see TM1 2011

23/4/2010 - Bloke earns ANZAC Day Medal – see ADM 2011

27/1/2011 - Bloke runs AMOK at Growling Frog – see AMOK 2011

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The year that was 2010

 

31/12/2010 Pup Takes out club championship for 2010 – see 2010 champion’s page

27/12/2010 Santa delivers Pup his personal decanter – see SD 2010

18/12/2010 Pup back up with another SHiT – see SHiT 2010

20/11/2010 Jury Not Out on Judge’s VOMIT – see VOMIT 2010

2/11/2010 Cardinal Takes home a Melbourne Cup Cup Cup – see MCC 2010

9/10/2010 Bloke Gets BIT in BIT 2010 – see BIT 2010

8/10/2010 Mild Moves Mug West in TSCC 2010 –see TSCC 2010

15/7/2010 Boz becomes a PIS head – see PIS 2010

14/6/2010 URALBA Presentations – The Greatest Golfing challenge on Earth – (see URALBA Open 2010)

15/5/2010 Monarch's new seal confounds Cardinal in 2010 MOTT – see MOTT 2010

24/4/2010 Slugger slaughters the trenches in ANZAC day medal – see ADM 2010

2/04/2010 Stavros Proves Niall wrong by picking up the Big Nose – see BBNC 2010

26/1/2010 Curtis runs amok for a second year – see AMOK 2010

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The year that was 2009

 

Slugger takes out club championship for 2009 – see 2009 Champion’s page

The year in review - See all of the winners in 2009 - see 2009 major event winners

28/12/09 Don Johnson overcomes the banter at the Santa Decanter 2009 - see Santa Decanter 2009

12/12/09 Pup takes a SHiT at his brother request - see SHiT 2009

5/11/09 The Bloke does it again in the Melbourne Cup Cup - see MCC 2009

10/10/2009 Mild take the bit in hand - see The BIT 2009

10/10/09 The Bloke beats the 5 seconds of fame - see TSCC 2009

9/10/2009 Stavros has a VOMIT - see The VOMIT 2009

30/8/09 And a Barnbougleing we will go - see The PIS 2009

12/7/09 Some photos of the Winners - see Uralba 09

2/5/09 Remembrance commemoration services are recounted by the Fairway Diggers of the ADM

18/4/09 News of the BBNC has been published. Have a pick at it.

14/2/09 The inaugural Australian Masters Open Kup read all about it.

The 2009 week by week competition - Most of the weekly results from 2009 - see 2009 players of the week  

 

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The year that was 2008


9/1/09 He did it! ......... Riko sets sail with our Cup Champion 2008 Final Results

18/11/08 Three sheets to the wind and the Captain finds his berth - YTD results nnomads Club Championship 2008 .

18/11/08 A Cup O' Tea ..... A Piece O' Cake ..... A Walk in the Park The MCC 08.

8/11/08 TSCC ... the bit's back ..... The BIT 08 A Multimedia Extravaganza

5/11/08 Jack's balls prove big enough for the MOTT The Monarch Of The Tulum 2008

26/7/08 Ricko's Victorian training pays off at last; he won the green jacket and the PIS 08.

7/7/08 The 2nd Quarter 2008 Handicap movements report has been released.

14/6/08 Our National Champions, The Mexicans show them how at Uralba 08. ... Silly hats are in !! ... See our Stars

4/5/08 Truant 1st Quarter 2008 Analysis Returns, it went on an unnoticed Holiday for a while but now Has Returned

2/5/08 Dispatches have been received from the Anzac Day conflagration including some moving and talking pictures.

24/2/08 A 2007 handicap analysis has been released Have a Look


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The year that was 2007

 

1/1/08 A Steal for Emile in 07 The 2007 Club Champion

17/11/07 He came, He saw and He left again The ShIT 07

27/11/07 A Gossip of News; read about The Ablaru

6/11/07 Brendan proves the cycle is broken - The MCC

5/10/07 The BIT you were waiting for - The BIT

17/8/07 A tale from the land of the Corvus Cecilae. A piece o' PIS

2/7/07 Photos from a Uralba Event. The Winners 2007

7/5/07 The Anzac Day Medal; Read All about it

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The year that was 2006

 

31/12/06 We have a new Club Champion. I wonder who it is?

2/12/2006 Tom bottoms out at the frog in the SHiT #2: See SHIT #2 results

7/11/2006 – Curtis breaks the cycle. MCC 2006

30/10/06 Golf on Prozac; a nice leisurely day at The Cape, in The BIT & TSCCC 2006. A good slow read

30/9/06 PIS 2006: 36 holes, a lot more shots later ... and Normie proves the rule by exception. See our exclusive report

5/7/06 Twenty Years and still going strong: Uralba 2006

5/7/06 A ShIT winner? ... Check out who it is

9/5/06 Coup d'etat at the Cape, The Emperor has new clothes: The MOTT 2006

10/4/06 Tom takes the 2006 MOTT and dons the vestments of a Monarch; We have an exclusive interview, so turn up the speakers and share a Monarchical moment

4/4/06 The first quarter report is available: See YDT analysis

4/4/06 The latest swing analysis videos are up: Learn from the masters.

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The year that was 2005


30/1/06 An analyst has had a look at the 2005 handicap progress: But what do the tea leaves mean? Do you really need new clubs? Analyse the analysis.

9/1/06 Tim Took The Title in Two Thousand and Five: The whingers will whinge, but the reality is he won. Read about it.

28/1/06 The ShIT was the final Official nnomad Grand Slam Event for 2005: You may wonder who won. Turn up the speakers and enjoy the highlights.

6/12/05 Further Research into the Theory and Legend of the Ablaru; The Ablaru 2005

19/11/05 And you thought snatching the Americas Cup was a feat. It's got nothing on this; The MCC 2005

28/10/05 A Bit 'O The Classic 2005:The results, and more, of the Balnarring Invitational Tournament and The Classic that it was. The BIT & TSCCC 2005

15/9/05 After ignominy: A Victorian Rickovery? The Jacket finds a new home: The trials and celebrations of The PIS 2005 Rickover the real story

5/9/05 Pictures of Winners; The Uralba 2005 And a happy bunch they are

14/8/05 No particular weekend in August, a golfing thriller. Read it.

14/8/05 nnomads make another decision. See the outcome

14/7/05 Ricko Wins the green jacket, this requires Window Media Player to be installed on your computer. See and hear the moment

4/7/05 June Quarterly Update. Catch up with the progress

4/7/05 Major Event News Update. See how they went and who one

4/7/05 Outcomes of the AGM. Read the resolutions, democracy at work

1/2/05 The January Ladder up date, a new competition beckons. Jan 05 Ladder update

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The year that was 2004

 

21/1/05 Results of the Club Championship 2004. An Ex-Pat steals the deal

30/12/04 Catch up with the news of the 2004 ShIT at the 'Bend. (With a great result from Brendan). Read all about it

17/12/04 The always controversial Melbourne Cup Cup once again earns its reputation The MCC 2004.

17/12/04 Ablaru 04: "The Second Wave" - The Findings of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and Research (PATPAR) Report Wave 2. Commissioned by the "Ablaru for Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact Assessment. This is the second wave of a twenty-year program to research the Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural (PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event. The PATPAR report.

28/08/04 Uralba 04 Open; Winners and Grinners Here they are.

28/08/04 Shanks from Afar; amid increasing US cultural hegemony, this one seems to have taken a liking to our Ladder An Expat Update.

17/08/04 Uralba 04 Tequila Challenge Pictorial Have a squiz.

2/08/04 August Ladder Update Quarterly Update.

2/08/04 A murder of crows leave Mexicans searching for scapegoats: Read about the ignominious defeat of the once proud Mexican team in our exclusive coverage of the Port Fairy PIS 2004.

11/07/04 PUTSI Results finally released: After extensive negotiations with ASIS, ASIO, the FBI and CIA we can now report on covert confidence building measures undertaken between the Sloth Christian Militia (SCM) and the Islamist Golfing Association (IGA), held recently at the Drummond Base Peace Camp. The PUTSI 04

15/05/04 Quarterly Update: A quarter of what we're not sure, but this will be the start of a periodical commentary on the state of the Ladder and all those who climb her. Cling here

4/3/2004: Results of the Pre-inaugural Ablaru Test Program and Research (PATPAR) Report Released! - Commissioned by the "Ablaru For Sure Committee" as part of an Ongoing Environmental Impact Assessment. The long-awaited report into the Political, Economic, Social, and Cultural (PESCI) Implications of an Ablaru Event has finally been released. Please Consider

Feb 04: Fauna Profile; a native Robyn: Normally associated with aquatic environments, this representative of the species shows a remarkable ability to flourish under the harsh Ablaru conditions. Exclusive Report

Jan 04: The Tekeelaa shallenje and lots of Shmilesez: Thank (insert deity) for Tequila.... What a difference a shot makes.... Ablaru Tequila Challenge Cup

Jan 04: Ablaru? You bet!: We did, and some people actually won! Read the story and Check out the winners

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The year that was 2003


Dec 03: It seems Ladders are the order of the day, and The Cardinal topped ours! The Hare won !!

Nov 03: The 'Brothers' cement Another Win, with a Stevedore Landing the Cup! Melbourne Cup Cup 2003 Have a gander

Nov 03: Financial Deals give The Cardinal the Points! ...The Battle For The Ladder Heats up! Read the Strategy

Nov 03: The Chainsaw Massacre Party (Sponsored by the Chain Saw Philharmonic Quintet).
“I'm not sure what happened.” Iron Guts observed. “I just thought it was a good excuse for a party. Somehow people got carried away and before you know it we were all being useful.” Exclusive article

Oct 03: Read a bit about the BIT in our bit about the BIT 2003. Thanks to our raving reporter and paparazzi we can bring you exclusive photos and news of the annual 12-star event held recently on the peninsula.  Read a bit about it

May 03: Results of follow through competition now released: see mystery winner

May 03: The PUTSI 700: Drummond Base HQ a full immersion training camp for Uralba, participants were exposed to and enthusiastically practiced all the skills required. Numerous variations to the nobbling adjustment factor (NAF) were discussed including the RDF, the RDR, and the "One Hole, One Tequila" concept (sung to a Bob Marley tune); all the others have been successfully forgotten. Potential nnomads business opportunities were also identified, in the end it was a tossup between "Jim's Pathology" and "Jim's Wicks", the Committee decided "Jim's Pathology" would have greater market appeal. This will be explored further by our strategy team. Markus Octavious won, but only after a sudden death playoff against the owner, designer, and creator of the course (a risky thing to do, but beds were allocated before the event). Iron-Guts Crossinski’s brand new handicap got dented by three strokes, and Octaviou’s shrank by one. As compensation for their efforts all participants received an Event Bonus. Read about the ordeal

 

The year that was 2002


Oct 02: The Cardinal takes out the Shanka Invitational Tournament for 2002: See SHANKA 2002

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