The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2023
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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
TJ 12th June 2023 Yarrambat Park |
Standardised Event Report: ‘TJ VOMITs on Old Dudes’ |
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June 12th
2023: So,
the annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament
(VOMIT) was held at the Yarrambat Park in surprisingly pleasant conditions. |
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It was an abysmal turnout of members, and yet the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership
base were there complete in what could be only described as a [insert preferred adjective],
not-to-be-missed event. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first and only group onto the tee included TJ, The Bloke, Curtis and Thombei the Mist. With such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly
going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition (see 2023 Player Groups). |
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High quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. A perfect example
was Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] longest drive on the 9th. It is fair to say that
the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2023). |
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TJ VOMITs on old Dudes: At the end of the day, there was a single player who stood out
from the rest being TJ (89,22,67)
who ended up 10 strokes in front of 2nd place getter The Bloke (90,13,77), with the rest of
the field lagging. Of note was the fact that it was the first time TJ had
broken 90 strokes illustrating he really did have a day out (See detailed individual results below). Sensational
presentations: As you can imagine, the
presentations were a celebration of TJ’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance and his third win for the year. ‘That was my
best round ever …” started out the new champion as the gallery erupted in
praise and adoration for the newly crowned champion (See VOMIT 2023
champion’s speech video). |
VOMIT Presentations
2023 |
The Club
committee congratulates TJ on his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee
reminds members that the next major event in 2023 is the Swan Island nnomads Cup (SINC) in August, unless a Triggered Major
sneaks into the event calendar before then. |
Detailed Results
The ‘Victorian
Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2023
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
TJ |
89 |
22 |
67 |
1st place on nnomads
handicap and BOS |
The Bloke |
90 |
13 |
77 |
2nd place on nnomads
handicap |
Curtis |
95 |
15 |
80 |
Longest drive |
Thombei the Mist |
107 |
21 |
86 |
This month’s competition: Why wasn’t there a Group 2 or Group 3?