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The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2023

Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners:

TJ 12^th June 2023 Yarrambat Park Player groups VOMIT 2023 On course VOMIT 2023 VOMIT presentations 2023

Standardised Event Report: ‘TJ VOMITs on Old Dudes’
June 12^th 2023: So, the annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament (VOMIT) was held at the Yarrambat Park in surprisingly pleasant conditions.
It was an abysmal turnout of members, and yet the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership base were there complete in what could be only described as a [insert preferred adjective], not-to-be-missed event. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first and only group onto the tee included TJ, The Bloke, Curtis and Thombei the Mist. With such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition (see 2023 Player Groups).	VOMIT Player groups 2023 Photos
High quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. A perfect example was Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] longest drive on the 9^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2023).	On course - VOMIT 2023
TJ VOMITs on old Dudes: At the end of the day, there was a single player who stood out from the rest being TJ (89,22,67) who ended up 10 strokes in front of 2^nd place getter The Bloke (90,13,77), with the rest of the field lagging. Of note was the fact that it was the first time TJ had broken 90 strokes illustrating he really did have a day out (See detailed individual results below). Sensational presentations: As you can imagine, the presentations were a celebration of TJ’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance and his third win for the year. ‘That was my best round ever …” started out the new champion as the gallery erupted in praise and adoration for the newly crowned champion (See VOMIT 2023 champion’s speech video).	VOMIT Presentations 2023 Photos 2023 VOMIT Champion Winner’s Speech - Video
The Club committee congratulates TJ on his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee reminds members that the next major event in 2023 is the Swan Island nnomads Cup (SINC) in August, unless a Triggered Major sneaks into the event calendar before then.

Detailed Results

The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2023

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
TJ	89	22	67	1^st place on nnomads handicap and BOS
The Bloke	90	13	77	2^nd place on nnomads handicap
Curtis	95	15	80	Longest drive
Thombei the Mist	107	21	86

Player groups VOMIT 2023

On course at the VOMIT 2023

VOMIT Presentations 2023

2023 VOMIT Winner’s Speech

This month’s competition: Why wasn’t there a Group 2 or Group 3?