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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
Stavros the Greek 13th March 2023 Yarrambat Park |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Stavros stays the Course’ |
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March 13th
2023: As
expected, it was another Yarrambat kind of day with beautiful weather and a course
in reasonably good condition. Hence, it was a perfect scenario for the 2nd
major nnomads Golf Club event for 2023. |
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Once again the
turnout was below par as only 6 competitors stepped up to compete in the
first Triggered Major of 2023, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the
tee in Group 1 were Slugger, Billy Bob Thornton and The Bloke closely
followed by Stavros the Greek, Markus
Octavious and Curtis in the 2nd group. With such an elite
field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert
preferred adjective] competition (see TM1 2023
Player Groups). |
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Quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of
such expertise included Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 8th and Longest drive on the 9th,
Slugger’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] Longest drive on the 15th, and The Bloke’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 16th. It is fair to say that the
adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2023). |
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Stavros Stays the
Course: At the end of the day, it was a clear but
close result with Stavros the Greek
(94,19,75) one over the card, and one stroke in front of 2nd
place getter The Bloke (90,14,76)
with Markus Octavious (112,35,77) a
further stroke behind in 3rd place. It should be noted that there
was only four strokes difference between 1st and last place
illustrating how close the competition really was on the day (see detailed results below). Celebrations and
presentations: Hence, the presentations in
the car park were a [Rotate from list of preferred
adjectives] celebration of Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate from list
of preferred adjectives] performance as you would
expect. “I would like to thank my mother… “ started out the newly
crowned champion as he was presented with the perpetual trophy for 2023 (see
Photos of 2021 presentations and 2023 winners speech). |
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The Club
committee congratulates Stavros on
his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee
also reminds members that the next major event in 2023 is the ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup, to be
run on Good Friday. So, book early and
see you there. |
Detailed Results
TRIGGERED MAJOR 1 – 2023
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
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94 |
19 |
75 |
1st on nnomads handicap |
The
Bloke |
90 |
14 |
76 |
2nd on nnomads handicap, NTP and BOS |
Marcus
Octavious |
112 |
35 |
77 |
3rd place on nnomads handicap |
Slugger |
101 |
23 |
78 |
Longest drive |
Billy Bob
Thornton |
102 |
24 |
78 |
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Curtis |
93 |
15 |
78 |
Longest
drive and NTP |
This month’s competition: What was Freddie Five Iron’s excise for not
playing?