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The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2016

Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners:

Pup 13^th June 2016 Yarrambat Park Player groups VOMIT 2016 On course at the VOMIT 2016 VOMIT presentations 2016

Standardised Event Report: ‘Pup VOMITs Again as The Bloke’s Puppies Tame the Pack’
June 13^th 2016: God save our queen was the cry as competitors started to arrive at for annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament at the Growling Frog GC where the conditions were excellent and the course in tip-top condition
Being the only combined individual and Teams event of the year, a solid cross section from the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership base turned out, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first Team onto the tee were The Bloke’s Puppies including Pup, The Bloke and Freddie Five Iron, closely followed by The Rubber Greeks made up of Stavros the Greek, Markus Octavious, and Rubber Man and finally The Cardinal’s Sphincters with The Cardinal, Slugger and Billy Bob Thornton. With such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred headline] competition (see 2016 Player Groups).	VOMIT Player groups 2016 Photos
Pure inspiration on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included Freddie Five Iron’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 8th hole, The Cardinal’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 13^th hole, and Slugger’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] two Longest Drives on the 9^th and 15^th holes. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery once again got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2016).	On course at the VOMIT 2016 Photos.
Pup VOMITs Again: But there was one player who stood out from the rest in the individual competition and that was Pup (97,24,73) who ended up one stroke over the card, and one stroke better than 2^nd place getter The Bloke (91,17,74) with Slugger (98,24,74) a further stroke back in 3^rd place (see detailed individual results below). Bloke’s Puppies Tame the Pack: And there was one Team that stood out from the rest and that was The Blokes Puppies (Net 222 strokes), who ended up sixteen strokes in front of 2^nd team place getter The Cardinal’s Sphincters (net 238 strokes), with The Rubber Greeks (Net 246 strokes) coming in 3^rd place (see detailed Team results below). Spectacular presentations: This meant the presentations back in the carpark were a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] celebration of Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] individual performance and The Bloke’s Puppies team performance (see Photos of 2016 presentations). And in all the confusion that is associated with team score calculations the individual and Team winners were not interviewed.	VOMIT Presentations 2016 Photos
The Club committee congratulates Pup on his [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] win and The Bloke’s Puppies on their [Rotate from list of preferred headlines win, and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2016 is the Patricia Isabel Slape Memorial Golf Tournament (PIS) to be run at Port Fairy in October. So, cross your fingers and hope to receive an invitation and for the lucky ones, see you there.

Detailed Results

The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2016

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
Pup	97	24	73	1^st place on nnomads handicap
The Bloke	91	17	74	Equal 2^nd place on nnomads handicap, Best off the stick
Slugger	98	24	74	Equal 2^nd place on nnomads handicap, 2 x Longest Drives
Freddie Five Iron	111	36	75	NTP
Stavros the Greek	100	24	76
Markus Octavious	114	33	81
Billy Bob Thornton	110	28	82
The Cardinal	105	23	82	NTP
Rubber man	110	21	89

Detailed Results

nnomads GONADS Team Cup 2015

Team	Net score	Prizes
THE BLOKE’S PUPPIES	222	Team winners - 2016
CARDINAL’S SPHINCTERS	238	2^nd place - Teams
THE RUBBER GREEKS	246	3^rd place - Teams

Player groups VOMIT 2016

On course at the VOMIT 2016

VOMIT presentations 2016

This month’s competition: Where are the Cardinal’s robes and cross?