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The AUSTRALIA MASTERS OPEN KUP 2016

 

Winner on Handicap:

Date:

Course:

Competitors:

On course coverage:

Prize winners:

 

The Bloke

26th January 2016

Growling Frog GC

Player groups AMOK 2016

On course at the AMOK 2016

AMOK presentations 2016

 

Standardised Event Report:

‘Same Same Bloke Runs AMOK Again’

January 26th 2016: Well the lack of controversy associated with the annual running of the Australian Open Masters Kup at the Growling Frog on Australia Day was controversial in itself.

Being the first event for 2016, a solid cross section from the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership base turned out, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred headline].

Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive field, 2) Top class field, 3) Sensational field, 4) Magnificent field and 5) Awe-inspiring Field:

First onto the tee in Group 1 were Rubber Man, Nurse Min, The Cardinal and Billy Bob Thornton, closely followed by The Bloke, Pup and Slugger in Group 2 with Stavros the Greek, Markus Octavious and Freddie Five Iron rounding out the field in the final group. With such a highly skilled and competitive field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert first word from preferred headline] competition (see 2016 Player Groups).

 

 

 

Player groups AMOK 2016
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Pure quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included The Bloke’s [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 2nd Pup’s [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 12th hole, Slugger’s [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drives on the 8th and Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drives on the 15th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2016).

On course at the AMOK 2016
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Same Same after Play-off: However there were three players who stood out from the rest and that was Pup (96,23,73), The Bloke (91,18,23) and Billy Bob Thornton (102,29,73) who all ended up net 73 strokes and three strokes in front of the next best players - Stavros the Greek and Slugger (see detailed results below). This meant a play-off was required to determine the winner, which took the form of a single shot chip-off - closest to the sign at the end of the Growling Frog carpark (see video of the play-off).

Same Same presentations: This meant the presentations back in the carpark were a [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] celebration of The Blokes [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] performance (see Photos of 2016 presentations) which in many ways didn’t sufficiently recognise Pup’s or Billy Bob’s performances – but that’s the way of nnomads Golf Club play-offs. Of more or less significance depending on your view, was the Deja vu nature of it all. The Bloke also won last year, wearing the same clothes, with the same score, with the same second place getter Pup, also wearing the same tee shirt. “Same, same, same. Has either of them changed their clothes since last year?” asked a concerned and hygiene aware Nurse Min.

AMOK 2016 Play-off
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AMOK Presentations 2016
Photos

 

 

 

The Club committee congratulates The Bloke on his [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2016 will be a Triggered Major to be held on Labour Day in March. So book early and see you there.

Detailed Results

The AUSTRALIA MASTERS OPEN KUP 2015

Player

Gross

HCP

Net

Stableford points

Prizes

The Bloke

91

18

73

36

Winner on nnomads handicap after playoff, Best off the stick, NTP and imaginary longest drive

Pup

96

23

73

35

2nd place on nnomads handicap after playoff and NTP

Billy Bob Thornton

102

29

73

35

3rd place on nnomads handicap after playoff

Stavros the Greek

99

23

76

33

Longest drive

Slugger

99

23

76

32

Longest drive

The Cardinal

105

23

82

28

 

Freddie Five Iron

122

36

86

25

 

Rubber Man

107

21

86

22

 

Nurse Min

119

30

89

28

 

Markus Octavious

124

34

90

26

 

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Player groups AMOK 2016

On course at the AMOK 2016

AMOK 2016 Play-off - Video

AMOK presentations 2016

 

 

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This month’s competition: Who was the artist playing the music in the background on the play-off video?