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Rubber Man 5th November 2019 Yarra Bend |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Rubber Man wins MCC after 5-way playoff’ |
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November 5th
2019: As usual,
an hour before tee-off, Café-de-Steph was dishing out the coffee and
croissants in the Yarra Bend carpark, the traditional starting point for the
annual running of the Melbourne Cup Cup. Unlike
last year, the weather was kind, turning into a truly beautiful day, and
setting up perfect conditions for this year’s event. |
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Once again there was a full field of 12 players, representing the cream of the nnomads Golf Club
membership base, which could only be
described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent or First onto the
tee in Group 1 were event co-sponsor
Pup, Cinders, Thombei the Mist and TJ, closely
followed by Stavros the Greek, Freddie
Five Iron, Billy Bob Thornton and Nurse Min in Group 2, with Co-event
sponsor Rubber Man, The Cardinal, The
Bloke and Slugger in the final group. With such a highly skilled and
competitive field, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition
(see 2019 Player Groups). |
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Pure quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate alternative adjective] a display of
how to play competition golf. Perfect examples included TJ’s three [Rotate alternative
adjective] nearest the pins, The Bloke’s two [Rotate alternative
adjective] longest drives, Cinders’ [Rotate alternative adjective] longest drive on the 15th, Sluggers’ [Rotate alternative adjective] NTP somewhere, The Cardinal’s [Rotate alternative adjective] NTP somewhere, and Freddie Five Iron’s [Rotate alternative adjective] shot which
ended up in a tree, earning him an excellence on course award. It is fair to say that the adoring
gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course 2019). |
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Five player shoot-out: As is often the case with Callaway events, the final scores were all
pretty close, but this year it was [Rotate alternative adjective], with five players ending up on net 75
strokes at the end of the round. This of course, meant some sort of play-off
was required to determine the final result. And after seconds of debate, it
was decided to use a single shot, cut-throat, nearest the pin shoot out using
a hastily prepared green and flag in front of the grandstand filled to the
gunnels with adoring fans (see 2019 MCC 5-way playoff) And the one standout player was Rubber Man who pitched a truly [Rotate alternative adjective] shot within
metres of the pin leaving Thombei
the Mist, Slugger, TJ, Stavros the Greek lamenting what could have been. Of
note was the fact that event co-sponsor Rubber
Man hasn’t won the event since 2004, further reinforcing the great man’s comeback
in 2019. Sensational
presentations: This meant the presentations
back in the carpark were a [Rotate alternative adjective] celebration of Rubber
Man’s [Rotate alternative adjective] performance and quite rightly so (see Photos of 2019
presentations). ‘I appreciate everybody
for getting up and coming along once again on cup day …” started out Rubber Man in his politically correct
and well received winner’s speech (see 2019 Champion Winner Speech). |
MCC 2019 Five-way shoot
out |
The Club committee
congratulates Rubber Man on his [Rotate alternative adjective] return to
the MCC winners’ podium and indeed all other winners on the day. The
committee also observes that de
brother’s hospitability was once again, simply standout. The committee also
reminds members to book early for the next major nnomads
Golf Club event which will be held at Swan Island on the last weekend in
November. So, book early and see you there. |
Detailed Results
The Melbourne Cup Cup 2019
(On
Callaway Handicap)
Player |
Gross |
Callaway
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
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109 |
34 |
75 |
1st place on Callaway handicap, after 5-way playoff |
TJ |
89 |
14 |
75 |
Equal 2nd place after 5-way playoff,
BOS, 3 NTPs |
Slugger |
93 |
18 |
75 |
Equal 2nd place after 5-way playoff,
NTP |
Thombei The
Mist |
95 |
20 |
75 |
Equal 2nd place after 5-way playoff |
Stavros
the Greek |
99 |
24 |
75 |
Equal 2nd place after 5-way playoff |
Cinders |
109 |
33 |
76 |
Longest
drive |
Pup |
91 |
14 |
77 |
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The
Bloke |
95 |
18 |
77 |
2 x Longest
Drives |
Billy
Bob Thornton |
104 |
27 |
77 |
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Freddie
Five Iron |
120 |
42 |
78 |
Excellence
on course award |
The
Cardinal |
103 |
24 |
79 |
NTP |
Nurse
Min |
113 |
31 |
82 |
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This month’s competition: Who
miscalculated the scores to the tune of 10 strokes?