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WEEKLY
COMPETITION |
nnomads Golf Club
‘Weekly Competition 2014’
Latest weekly results – 2014 |
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Date: 7/12/2014 Course: Yarrambat, Yan Yean, Victoria |
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Curtis - Winner on Stavros - NTP |
‘Curtis
Conquers the Course’ It had
rained all night and much of the morning as Stavros the Greek, Nurse Min and Curtis drove out to The Bat for another Yarrambat kind of
day. And as was expected, the rain stopped just before tee off and didn’t
return for the rest of the day, except for a couple of drops in the middle of
the round. This left Curtis plenty of space to perform
which he certainly did on the first nine shooting 39 strokes off the stick.
Not to be outdone, Nurse Min and Stavros worked hard to retrieve the
situation which Stavros did quite
successfully after Curtis started
to falter on a hole or two. But it
wasn’t enough because Curtis (86,16,70) held off The
Greek by one stroke (96,25,71) to take most of the Bladder points
available on the day. Mind you, Stavros did get a point for an NTP on the 16th
which gave him slight boost on the bladder (see updated Bladder). And as would be
expected after performances like those Curtis and Stavros both came in
slightly (see latest handicaps). The committee congratulates Curtis
on a convincing round and reminds members of Tommy Armour who famously said “Golf
is awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result’’ |
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Previous weekly results – 2014 |
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Date: 26/10/2014 Course: Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria |
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Nurse Min - Winner on Curtis - NTP |
‘Nuse
Made Bends’ In
preparation for the Melbourne Cup Cup in the couple
of weeks’ time, Stavros the Greek,
Nurse Min and Curtis faithfully turned up for a pre 9am
tee off at Yarra Bend, the traditional home of the MCC. The weather proved
lovely and the course in wonderful condition making this weekly competition
the perfect Sunday morning activity. True to his
recent form, Nurse Min played out
of his skin making Curtis’s
sensational performance look somewhat mediocre. In fact Nurse Min (100,34,66), put in a four
stroke under the card performance beating Curtis
(83,16,67) by one stroke at the end of the day. “Jeez I think this is controversial win Nurse Min because the
handicaps haven’t been updated since the BIT” emphasised Curtis who was pretty happy with his
83 strokes off the stick. “Stop
complaining Curtis. At least you took out the NTP” smiled Nurse Min as he happily accepted the winners prize of two balls. This meant the Nurse took most of the Bladder points
(see updated Bladder) while the
handicaps have still not been updated (see old unchanged handicaps). The committee congratulates Nurse
Min on another impressive game and reminds members of Lee Travino who
famously said “My swing is so bad I
look like a caveman killing his lunch.’’ |
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Date: 26/9/2014 Course: Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria |
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The Bloke - Winner on |
‘Bloke
Bends It’ So while
everyone else was anticipating the grand final parade in the city The Bloke and Stavros the Greek snuck away to Yarra Bend for an early
pre-parade game of golf. And with the 8.30am tee
off they had the course to themselves on a truly beautiful sunny morning just
perfect for golf. As could be
expected, the competition was close with both players within a stableford point after the first nine holes. But that is
when The Bloke took control scoring
par after par, in fact 6 in total. “Just couldn’t get a birdie all day”
moaned the Bloke in the car park
later in the day. This resulted in an under the card performance of 39 stableford points beating a lagging Stavros by 6 points (33 stableford
points). This meant it was The Bloke
who took the Bladder points (see updated
Bladder) and it was The Bloke
who had his handicap slashed by a stroke (see latest handicaps). The committee congratulates The
Bloke on a brilliant game and reminds members of Arthur Daley who famously said “Golf is like a love affair.
If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it
breaks your heart.’’ |
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Date: 6/9/2014 Course: Yarrambat Park Golf Course,
Yarrambat, Victoria |
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Curtis - Winner on |
‘Curtis
Backs Up at BAT’ Who really
knows but reportedly there was a weekly competition held at Yarrambat last
week and reportedly it was a fabulous day. From what we understand, it was Curtis, The Bloke and Rubber Man who
participated in the competition and what a day they reportedly had. From what we
understand it was a sub 100 strokes day for all and a very competitive
competition. While The Bloke and Curtis were within a stroke of each
other at the turn, it was Rubber Man
and Curtis that came home strong
each gaining 25 points on the back 9 holes. And if the Bloke hadn’t got 8 strokes on the last hole it could have been very
close indeed. But the
final scores showed there was a difference between the players with Curtis (84,19,65
– 43 stableford points) easily beating The Bloke (35 stableford
points) and Rubber Man (33 stableford points). And to top it all off, it was Curtis that took out the NTP getting
to within a few feet of the flag on the 16th hole. This meant it
was Curtis who took out the Bladder
points (see updated Bladder)
and it was Curtis who had his
handicap slashed by a stroke (see latest handicaps). The committee congratulates Curtis
on another convincing performance and reminds members of Arnold Palmer who famously said "Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the
soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding and
maddening - and it is without a doubt the greatest game mankind has ever
invented.’’ |
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Date: 23/8/2014 Course: Yarrambat Golf Course, Yarrambat,
Victoria |
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Curtis - Winner on |
‘Curtis
conquers BAT’ Well it
really was another Yarrambat kind of day with the sun shining and breathless
conditions. Hence, Curtis and Stavros the Greek felt pretty lucky to
be on course that Friday knowing that the rest of the world was out there
working, or at least they were not playing golf. As you would
expect, almost perfect conditions meant there was nothing standing in the way
of some perfect golf and that is the way it was, almost! Once again the game
was tight throughout with the lead changing multiple times. And once again it
came down to the last couple of holes at which point Curtis brought it home
in style (39 stableford points) leaving Stavros
struggling in his wake (36 stableford points). This
meant it was Curtis who took out the Bladder points (see updated Bladder) while handicaps
were again unchanged (see latest
handicaps). The committee congratulates Curtis
on a brilliant performance and reminds members of Gary Player who famously said "Golf
is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't
the slightest idea how to play.’’ |
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Date: 25/7/2014 Course: Dorset Golf Course, Croydon,
Victoria |
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The Bloke - Winner on |
‘Door
opens for the Bloke’ It was The Cardinal who had originally talked
about playing at Dorset golf course to assess the changes made to the course
in recent times. But it was The Bloke
and Stavros the Greek that actually
did it on a fine Friday afternoon in late July. And the verdict was mixed
with the first nine deemed to be as it always was albeit with some
improvement and the second nine deemed to be excellent for a public course in
the backstreets of Croydon. As for the
game, it was close and tight right up to the last couple of holes. But it was
The Bloke (32 stableford
points) that finally displaced Stavros
the Greek (30 stableford points) to take out
the Bladder points available on the day (see updated Bladder) while handicaps
were essentially unchanged (see latest
handicaps). The committee congratulates The Bloke on another superior performance and reminds members of P.J. Wodehouse who famously said "Golf... is the
infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the
knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is
the man who will serve you faithfully and well.” |
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Date: 8/7/2014 Course: Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria |
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The Greek –Winner on |
‘Beware
Greeks bearing Gifts’ Tuesday is
an excellent day for golf because so few working people can get on a golf
course on a Tuesday, which means the course should be almost empty which
proved to be the case. All this perfectly complimented the winter sun and a
very green luscious Yarra Bend course resulting in the perfect conditions for
a weekly competition, although I use the term ‘weekly’ very loosely. And a
competition it was with Stavros the
Greek two stableford points behind The Bloke on the 15th hole, then one stableford point
ahead on the 17th hole setting up the perfect decider on the last.
…. Again! …. Do you believe it? …. But unlike the last time they met, Stavros the Greek won through in style
and took out two points (33 points after finding his first ball on the last)
while The Bloke ‘cracked’ and had a
wipe (30 points after going over the back of the green on the last, drubbing
it a couple of times, and all that …). “What
a gift” exclaimed The Greek as
they headed for the car park. I mean clubhouse. So at the
end of the saga Stavros the Greek took
it out by three stableford points, points earning
him the two Bladder points on offer (see updated Bladder) while neither
player’s handicaps changed (see latest
handicaps). The
committee congratulates Stavros on
a great comeback performance and reminds members of P.J. O’Rouke who famously said "Golf combines
two favorite Australian pastimes: Taking long walks and hitting things with a
stick.” (Note:
Actually, he said 'American pastimes'
but we thought modification was the better part of valor …..) or something like that! |
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Date: 27/6/2014 Course: Gardiners Run, Lilydale, Victoria |
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The Bloke –Winner on |
‘Gardener
gives The Greek a run for his money’’ Well finally
a weekly competition was run at Gardiner Run, The Phil Ryan designed, 5,649 metre (off the white tees), Men’s
Scratch 70, slope rating 120, newly opened Chirnside Country Club members
(but open to the public) course in Victoria Road, Lilydale. But did this
course deliver you ask? Certainly did! The
Bloke and Stavros the Greek had
a fabulous Friday afternoon discovering this future diamond hidden away at
the foot of the Yarra Valley. Both agreed this will be a great course in two
or three years and well worth the effort to get out there……. errrh……. ENOUGH OF THE ACCOLADES ….. So at the
turn The Bloke had it well under
control, playing the horrendously windy conditions like a true champion (3 Stableford points in front). But Stavros the Greek fought back, gaining the lead back around the
15th hole, only to stumble badly on the 17th. This
meant it was even-Stephens (excuse the pun) as they teed off on the last
hole. And both players got tremendous drives away before ….well……… hmmmmmm ….. The bottom
line was that The Bloke took it out
by one point making sure he got the available points on the 2014 Bladder (see
updated Bladder) while neither
player’s handicaps changed (see latest
handicaps). The
committee congratulates The Bloke
on another great performance and reminds members of Winston Churchill who famously said "Golf is a game whose aim is to hit
a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly
ill-designed for the purpose.” |
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Date: 10/5/2014 Course: Yering Meadows, Yering, Victoria |
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The Bloke –Winner on |
‘Bloke
Beats up The Valley’ Yet again it
was two man competition, this time at Yering Meadows on 71.7 rated, 6024
metre Valley Course (holes 10
through 27). And once again the weather was glorious proving that autumn can
be very kind in Melbourne when it wants to be. And this time it was The Bloke and Stavros the Greek who competed for the points although the
competition proved to be pretty one sided at the end of the day. “I stupidly had a lesson given to me as a
gift by my wife. That really stuffed up my golf” explained a depleted Stavros at the end of the round. And he was
right because The Bloke came home
with a very reasonable 33 stableford points which
could have easily been more. “I just
kept on missing those critical puts. If I sank a couple of those I could have
been even with the card” emphasised a somewhat disappointed Bloke after the game. However, he
didn’t have much competition because Stavros
could only manage 23 points claiming he was distracted by thinking about what
the golf professional had told him the day before. The bottom
line was that The Bloke got the
points on the 2014 Bladder helping to maintain his lead year to date (see updated Bladder) while there was
little movement in either player’s handicaps (see latest handicaps). The
committee congratulates The Bloke
on a great performance and reminds members of Gerald R Ford who famously said “I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer
spectators.” |
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Date: 13/4/2014 Course: Yarrambat Park, Yarrambat, Victoria |
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Curtis – Equal winner on Stavros – Equal winner on |
‘Curtis
and Stavros cut up a Bat’ Well it was
another two man competition on another Yarrambat sort of day except that the
course was terrible! The greens were a mess; a number had significant damage
while the remainder were long, bumpy and very slow. “Something has happened! They’ve had a biological event or something”
suggested Curtis which clearly
meant that the upcoming ANZAC day medal had to be moved, something that Don Johnson was unlikely to be happy
about. Within this
context, Curtis and Stavros the Greek, didn’t do badly, being neck and
neck on the last hole. And even though Stavros
came in under Curtis on the last, Stavros had left a couple of holes off
the card (forgot to score), which Curtis
subsequently corrected, only to show that in fact Stavros hadn’t won at all. In fact, Stavros and Curtis had
somehow both ended up on 39 stableford points, a
staggeringly good outcome for both players. Further, Curtis pointed out that the winner
only gets a single ball (which is true for two players), implying that equal
winners only get half a ball (a logical conclusion), which when rounded up,
as one always does in golf “Look at the
rules Stavros, look at the rules” suggested Curtis (and it’s true), meant that both Stavros and Curtis had
won a ball. In addition,
Curtis pointed out that the rules
state that the NTP is held on the shortest hole unless otherwise stated at
the beginning of the round (which is true). And as no one had got on the 16th
green (which was true), and no one had mentioned NTP on the 16th
(which is true), and no one actually said which hole was to be the NTP at the
beginning of the round (which is true), which meant that the NTP was on the
shortest hole (a logical conclusion), which was the 8th hole
(which was true), which Curtis
happened to get on in one (which is true), which meant that Curtis had won the NTP (which was
apparently true if you followed all that). All this meant that Curtis had apparently won 2 two balls
(equal 1st and NTP) and Stavros
apparently only won a single ball for coming equal first. This of course
meant that Curtis gained the
majority of points on the 2014 Bladder (see updated Bladder) and brought down
his handicap by one stroke. Stavros’s handicap remained the same (see latest handicaps). The
committee congratulates Stavros the
Greek and Curtis on a pair of
truly gifted performances and reminds members of Arnold Palmer who famously said “I have a tip that can take five strokes
off anyone’s golf game, an eraser.” |
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Date: 4/4/2014 Course: Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria |
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The Bloke – Winner on Stavros – NTP |
‘The
Bloke Bends It’ It was only
the two of them that turned up to Yarra bend last Friday to contest a not so
weekly competition, being Stavros the
Greek and The Bloke. And while
there had been some time since the last game, both players were primed to
perform particularly as the autumn weather was so pleasant and the course was
in great condition. As it turned
out, The Bloke was in spectacular
form (87, 20, 67) shooting three strokes under the
card and one stroke under the ACR. Stavros on the other hand had a more
average round (102, 28, 74) but picked up the NTP
for his efforts. This meant
that The Bloke got the main pool of
points on the 2014 Bladder (see updated
Bladder) while both handicaps
remained the same (see latest
handicaps). The
committee congratulates The Bloke on
a sensational performance and reminds members of John Updike who famously said “The golf swing is like a suitcase into
which we are trying to pack one too many things.” |
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Date: 23/2/2014 Course: Yarrambat Park, Yan Yean, Victoria |
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Stavros – Winner on nnomads
handicap and LD Curtis – 2nd on nnomads handicap
and NTP |
‘Stavros
takes out a Bat’ So it was
another Yarrambat kind of day with beautiful weather and a course as it used
to be (rock solid off the fairways and huge amounts of bounce and roll). As
would be expected, the kangaroos were in large numbers and in fine form,
lying all over the fringes of the greens and tees making the gallery look
very attentive albeit casual. Hence, the three contenders Rubber Man, Curtis and Stavros the Greek all felt comfortable
and very much at home as they contested this week’s competition. Of
significance, was the fact that this was the first competition under the new nnomads GC rules for lost balls and the need to hit a
provisional from the original spot or add two shots to the card (see latest
rule decision in Around
the Traps). However, the new rule proved to be
irrelevant on the day because every player went into a water hazard at least once
but otherwise didn’t lose a ball. This was particularly important for Stavros (95,29,66)
who routinely loses 3 plus balls per round. It also meant that he beat Curtis (88,21,67)
by one stroke with Rubber Man (95,25,70)
a couple of strokes behind. “I was
disappointed really. If Stavros lost his normal quota of balls I would have
won easily and that was a key reason I moved the motion to change the rules
in the first place” moaned Curtis
in the car park after the round. Readers
should note that all players shot sub 100s off the stick, a somewhat unusual
but sensational occurrence. Curtis
took out the NTP on the 16th while Stavros took out the longest drive on the 15th. This
meant that Stavros and Cutis got the points on the 2014
Bladder (see updated Bladder)
while both Stavros and Rubber Man came in by one stroke (see latest handicaps). The
committee congratulates Stavros on an
excellent performance and reminds members
of Bertrand Russell who famously said “The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small
one, particularly if he plays golf.” |
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Date: 10/1/2014 Course: Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria |
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Curtis – Winner on nnomads
handicap |
‘Curtis
conquers the climate’ The weather
report predicted 34 degrees and it was at least that on course. But that
didn’t hold back Curtis who took on
Yarra Bend with a vengeance. “Look I
haven’t played here since 2009 so I thought I had better pull the finger out”
suggested Curtis as he was
presented with his prize. That is not
to say it wasn’t close because Curtis
(89,21,68) only took out the weekly competition by
one stroke from The Cardinal
(95,26,69) while The Bloke and Stavros the Greek were a little
further behind. The only other prize on the day went to The Bloke for as sensational NTP. In fact they had to get out the
measuring stick to see if Curtis or
The Bloke was closest to the pin. This meant
that Cutis, The Cardinal and The Bloke got the first points on The Bladder
for 2014 (see updated Bladder)
while the handicaps hardly changed (see latest handicaps). The
committee congratulates Curtis on a
brilliant return to the Bend and reminds members of Bruce Lansky who famously said “We learn so many things from golf - how
to suffer, for instance." |
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The Cardinal – Second on nnomads
handicap |
The Bloke - NTP |
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