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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
Stavros the Greek 28th November 2020 Swan Island |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Nurse Swans Around Island’ |
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November 28th 2020: Well,
it was back to the Queenscliff Golf Club on the beautiful Swan Island for the
first nnomads Golf Club event after the 2nd
Victorian lockdown, and what an event it was. |
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And there were
ten hardy members who stepped onto the first tee to compete in the second
Triggered Major for 2020, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the
tee in Group 1 were Nurse Min, Pup, The
Cardinal and Cinders closely followed by The Bloke, Billy Bob Thornton and the Hanging Judge, with Stavros the
Greek, Markus Octavious and Freddie Five Iron in
the final group. With such an elite field like this, it was clearly going to
be a [insert preferred adjective] competition
(see TM2 2020 Player Groups). |
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Quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of
such expertise included Stavros the
Greeks [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] Longest drive on the 9th, The Cardinal’s [Rotate from list of preferred
adjectives] Longest drive on the 12th, The Hanging Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 14th, and Billy Bob Thornton’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 9th. It is fair to say that the
adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course at TM2 in
2020). |
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Nurse Swan’s Around
Island: At the end of the day it was a clear result
with Nurse Min (101,32,73),
three strokes under the card, and nine strokes in front of 2nd
place getter The Cardinal (104,26,78)
with Stavros the Greek (106,23,83)
and Pup (102,19,83) a further five
strokes behind in equal 3rd place. However, Markus Octavious (122, 36,86) was credited with 3rd
place due to the atrocious adding up of the scores, but retains his prize
ball because thems is the nnomads golf club rules (see detailed results below). Celebrations and
presentations: Hence, the presentations back
at ‘Chez de Seal’ were a [Rotate from list
of preferred adjectives] celebration of Nurse Min’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance as it should have been (see Photos of TM2 2020
presentations). “Well it was pleasant
company and great golf …” started out the second time Triggered Major
champion for 2020 as host Pup presented him with the trophy (see 2020 TM2
winner’s speech). |
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The Club
committee congratulates Nurse Min on
his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee
also reminds members that the final major event in 2020 is the ‘Santa Decanter, to be run on the 30th
of December at Yarrambat. So, book
early and see you there. |
Detailed Results
TRIGGERED MAJOR 2 – 2020
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
Nurse
Min |
101 |
32 |
69 |
1st on nnomads handicap, and best off the stick |
The
Cardinal |
104 |
26 |
78 |
2nd place on nnomads handicap and
Longest drive |
Stavros
the Greek |
106 |
23 |
83 |
Longest drive and should have been equal 3rd place |
Pup |
102 |
19 |
83 |
Nothing but should have been equal 3rd place |
Markus Octavious |
122 |
36 |
86 |
Awarded 3rd place but shouldn’t have been |
The
Bloke |
103 |
17 |
86 |
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Cinders |
126 |
36 |
90 |
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Billy
Bob Thornton |
115 |
25 |
90 |
NTP |
Freddie
Five Iron |
137 |
36 |
101 |
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The
Hanging Judge |
125 |
21 |
104 |
NTP |
This month’s competition: Why was an 3rd place getter not 3rd
again?