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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
Pup 25th August 2018 Yarra Bend |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Pup Bends it Again |
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August 25th 2018: So it
was all about Billy Bob’s birthday and a 9 hole triggered major at Yarra Bend
on a sunny day in June. Nine holes you say? Yes, well that is what everyone
said but it was a brilliant event with significantly fewer aching bodies at
the end of it all. |
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As is often
the case, it was impossible to get the nnomads Golf
Club Members in this event to stand in their playing groups for the purposes
of taking a photo. That said it clearly was a [insert
preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: Stand out
competitors included Rubber Man, Billy
Bob Thornton, Nurse Min, Stavros the Greek, Pup, The Bloke, Freddie Five
Iron, The Hanging Judge, The Cardinal and Markus Octavious.
With such an elite group like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition
(see TM2 2018 Player Group). |
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Standout performances: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of
such expertise included The Hanging
Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred
adjectives] longest drive on the 6th, The Blokes [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 4th, and his equally [Rotate from list
of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 8th. It
is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see
On Course at TM2 2018). |
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Pup Bends it again: But there was one player who stood out from the rest and that
was Pup (88,20,68), who ended up two
strokes under the card when you doubled his score, and seven strokes in front
of 2nd place getter The
Bloke (92,17,75) when you doubled his score, with Nurse Min (116,28,8) wrongly credited with 3rd place and
Markus Octavious who should have been awarded 3rd
place getting nothing (see detailed
results below). Appropriate presentations: As you would expect, the presentations were a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] celebration of Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance and of course event sponsor Billy Bob’s birthday
(see TM2 2018 presentations). |
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The Club
committee congratulates Pup on his
[Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee
also reminds members that the next major event in 2018 will be the inaugural
the ‘Swan Island nnomads
Cup’ (SINC). So, book early and see you there. |
Detailed Results
TRIGGERED MAJOR 2 – 2018
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
Pup |
88 |
20 |
68 |
1st on nnomads handicap,
BOS |
The
Bloke |
92 |
17 |
75 |
2nd
place, 2 x NTP |
Marcus Octavious |
112 |
35 |
77 |
Nothing
but should have been 3rd place |
The
Hanging Judge |
104 |
22 |
82 |
Longest
Drive |
The
Cardinal |
104 |
22 |
82 |
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Stavros
the Greek |
104 |
20 |
84 |
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Freddie
Five Iron |
120 |
36 |
84 |
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Rubber
Man |
110 |
25 |
85 |
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Nurse
Min |
116 |
28 |
88 |
Awarded
3rd place but should have been nothing |
Billy
Bob Thornton |
114 |
25 |
89 |
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This month’s competition: Who really came 3rd?