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     MAJOR EVENT NEWS 2014

nnomads Golf Club

‘Major Event News 2014’

(Includes links to articles, results, interviews with winners
and pictorial histories of each major event in 2014).

The Santa Decanter (SD) - 2014

Date: 27/12/2014
Course:
Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria

 

 

‘Slugger Earns a Slug on the Decanter’

Well talk about controversy!! So eight players were expected to play in the not-to-be-missed Santa Decanter 2014. Then it became apparent that Freddie Five Iron had slept in taking it down to seven players. Meanwhile Stavros the Greek had totally forgotten the event, taking it down to six players. Then The Bloke rang Stavros who then bolted for the course, getting there just as players started to tee off which took the numbers back to seven players again. Then The Cardinal decided he didn’t want to play after putting out on the first green which took it back to six players again. All this also meant that The Bloke started in the 1st group but finished in the 2nd group, which made talking player group photos a complex process.

But it didn’t matter, because it was a magnificent day played in perfect conditions, which gave Slugger (93,24,69) the perfect reason to play out of skin, or at least well enough to sneak in front of The Bloke (89,19,70) and Rubber Man (92,21,71). All that meant that Slugger took out the major Bladder points (see - year to date Bladder) while Rubber Man slipped into top place on the club championship ladder. Rubber Man is now in front of Nurse Min by a mere 0.2 of the stroke, with only five days in the championship year to go (see YTD 2014 championship results).

The committee congratulates Slugger but points out to members that unless a triggered major happens in the next few days, Rubber Man looks like a dead cert for this year’s championship. Anyone for golf on Tuesday 30th? (See Full Santa Decanter event report).

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Shanksy Invitational Tournament’ (SHIT) - 2014

Date: 13/12/2014
Course:
Kingston Links, Rowville, Victoria

 

 

‘Freddie Fires Off a SHIT’

Kingston Links will go down in history as the venue where Freddie Five Iron finally took out a nnomads Golf Club major event. And he did it with two five irons and a putter which as any member knows, is the club selection Freddie prefers and normally plays with. “Hold on. I won at Uralba one year. So it’s not my only major win” emphasized Freddie as he stepped up to receive the trophy.

And of course he was right, but it didn’t reduce the congratulatory roar from the adoring gallery nor the uproar that was associated with the decisions made when The Cardinal introduced a motion without notice to the quorum in attendance (see full event report for details - when it is released). Nor did the result have any impact on the club championship which remains an extremely tight race between Rubber Man and Nurse Min which remains a difference of 0.3 strokes with one event to go (see YTD 2014 championship results). That aside, it did mean that Freddie took the bulk of the Bladder points available on the day making him particularly happy with his efforts (see - year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Freddie on a fine effort and indeed all other winners on the day (See full Shanksy Invitational Tournament event report)

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‘Melbourne Cup Cup’ (MCC) - 2014

Date: 4/11/2014
Course:
Yarra Bend, Fairfield, Victoria

 

 

‘Cinders Burns Bend in MCC’

Well there was absolutely no doubt that this year’s Melbourne Cup Cup was one to remember, in part because of the beautiful weather, in part because of the sensational catering and hospitability and in part because Cinders who has attended every MCC tournament since its inception in early 1990s, finally won the event in a sensational playoff against The Bloke.

This was within the context of some sensational performances from players such as Rubber Man, Curtis, Nurse Min and Fritz to name a few. This of course means that Cinders got to take home the highly sought after Melbourne Cup Cup, the only to keep trophy available on the nnomads Golf Club circuit.

Of particular note was the fact that Nurse Min maintained his place at the top of the YTD the club championship ladder while Rubber Man leapfrogged three players into second place, 0.3 of a stroke behind Nurse Min (see YTD 2014 championship results). Cinders also cleaned up with Bladder points although quite a few players gained a point or two (see - year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Cincers on a truly inspirational performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see full MCC 2014 event report).

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‘Balnarring Invitational Tournament’ (BIT) - 2014

Date: 11/10/2014
Course:
Moonah Links – Legends, Victoria

 

 

‘Nurse has a BIT of his own’

In hindsight the outcome was almost predictable based on recent performances. But that didn’t stop the sixteen player field turning up to Moonah Links Legends course on a magnificent sunny day. And it was a day the lower handicappers didn’t do well which reportedly had absolutely nothing to do with the fabulous food, wine and conversation on offer at Palmers Hill the previous evening.

To cut the story short, Nurse Min produced a truly sensational performance (107,43,73) to come in one stroke over the card, a full four strokes in front of Stavros with Critey a stroke behind that. And of course, The BIT is Nurse Min’s own event which he has never won before, making it even more of a celebration which went on into the night …..

Of note was the fact that Nurse Min moved into top place on the club championship (see YTD 2014 championship results)and got a boost the Bladder (see year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Nurse Min on a brilliant performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see BIT 2014 full event report).

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‘Tulum Sands Callaway Classic (TSCC) - 2014

Date: 10/10/2014
Course:
Flinders Golf Club, Victoria

 

 

‘Mild’ takes out Classic’

Callaway events are amazing because the Callaway scoring system calculates handicaps based on players performance on the day, and generally the field ends up within a range of 8 strokes of each other net.

This year was no exception albeit a year that Mild Colonial Boy (91,17.5,73.5) took out the Classic by one stroke from Nurse Min (74.5 strokes net) with a gaggle of players in third place on net 75 strokes (The Cardinal, The Bloke and Maroon Breasted Warbler). The gross scores also feed into the club championship (see YTD 2014 championship results) and the points on The Bladder (see year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Mild Colonial Boy on a tremendous performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see full TSCC 2014 event report).

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‘Triggered Major – 2’ (TM-2) - 2014

Date: 22/9/2014
Course:
Yarrambat Park, Yarrambat, Victoria

 

 

‘Rubber Man Reigns Supreme’

Further to the whispers in the previous week, the second Triggered Major for 2014 did occur at Yarrambat Park on a beautiful Sunday in mid-September. And it was a select seven competitors that took to the field, the minimum number required to trigger a Triggered Major (see player list in event report).

As it was, some sensational golf was on display and a long list of prize winners was generated over the course of the game. But none were more impressive than ‘Rubber Man’ who reigned supreme (92,23,69) coming home 3 stokes under the card and a clear stroke in front of Nurse Min (105,35,70) in second place. This elevated Rubber Man’s position in the 2014 club championship but also resulted in The Bloke moving back into 1st place year to date (see YTD 2014 championship results) while maintaining his position on the Bladder (see year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Rubber Man on a supreme performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see full TM 2 event report).

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‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ (VOMIT) - 2014

Date: 9/6/2014
Course:
Ringwood Golf Course, Ringwood, Victoria

 

 

‘Slugger Run Rings Around Wood’

Despite the complaints from the likes of Curtis and Pup about the quality of the course ... 'It’s a flat track for the ignorant” suggested Curtis, “and way below what we expect at a nnomads major” added Pup, the 2014 VOMIT proved to be a brilliant event. The weather was kind and the course in excellent condition setting the scene for some superb performances.

And it was Slugger who delivered running rings around the rest of the field with an 8 strokes under the card performance (85,23,62) taking out both the best-off-the-stick and VOMIT championship trophies.

This meant that Slugger took the major points on the day, took out his second major event for the year, moved into first place on the year to date nnomads golf club championship (see YTD 2014 championship results) and elevated his position on the Bladder (see year to date Bladder).

The committee congratulates Slugger on a historical performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see Full VOMIT event report).

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‘ANZAC Day Medal’ (ADM) - 2014

Date: 25/4/2014
Course:
Growling Frog, Yan Yean, Victoria

 

 

‘Bloke worthy of a Medal’

So it was a perfect almost breathless autumn day at the Growling Frog for the annual running of the ANZAC Day medal. This also meant the conditions were perfect for major event golf, setting up an expectation of some fantastic performances.

And that is exactly what happened with a number of standout performances being produced on the day. But none rivalled The Bloke (89,20,69) who showed he was worthy of the medal beating Curtis (90,20,70) by a single stroke with Rubber Man (97,25,72) a couple of strokes behind.

This meant The Bloke took the major points and moved into first place on the bladder (see year to date Bladder). The Bloke also moved up the year to date club championship ladder although Stavros moved back into first place by 0.3 of a stroke (see YTD 2014 championship results). The good performances all round also meant a number of handicaps came down (see latest handicaps).

The committee congratulates The Bloke on another sensational performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see full ADM event report).

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‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup (BBNC) - 2014

Date: 18/4/2014
Course:
Ranferlie, Cranbourne, Victoria

 

 

‘Slugger shows them how’

Well the heavens opened (rain that is) as players arrived at Ranferlie, the lasted course to be added to the nnomads Golf Club list of major event venues. And despite the wet start it proved to be a brilliant day albeit on a challenging course, in challenging weather conditions requiring constant apparel management for most but not all players (Note:  The Bloke and Slugger turned up in shorts and didn’t even attempt to put on wet weather gear unlike the rest of the field).

And this might be the reason Slugger showed them how to beat that course. By not having the change clothing all the time, he avoided any distraction coming in ‘best off the stick’ (101,23,78) and taking out the event by five strokes from The Bloke (103,20,83), Rubber Man (106,23,83) and The Cardinal (108,25,83) in equal second place.

This meant Slugger took the major points on the bladder (see year to date Bladder) and bolstered his position in this year’s club championship although it was The Cardinal who moved into first place year to date (see YTD 2014 championship results).

The committee congratulates Slugger on his first win for the year and indeed all other winners on the day (see full BBNC event report).

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‘Triggered Major 1’ (TM1) - 2014

Date: 10/3/2014
Course:
Morack Golf Course , Vermont, Victoria

 

 

‘Markus Masters Morack

Where are we playing on labour day? This was a common question in the week before the event which prompted the nnomads GC committee to consider the possibility of a Triggered Major which of course came to pass. And as usual there was some controversy associated with the choice of venue, this time Morack Golf Course in Vermont. Much moaning and complaining from Curtis but that’s another story. And as it was, the course was in good condition albeit with slightly slow greens which pleased some but not others (including Curtis).

But the story of the day was Markus Octavious (100,32,68) who took out the event from The Cardinal (99,25,74) and Stavros the Greek (101,27,74) in equal second place. In addition, it was The Bloke (96,21,75) who took out the ‘best off the stick’ which was not surprising based on his recent form although he bolted before the presentations and hence forfeited a perfect photo opportunity and his prizes (not really).

This meant Markus Octavious took the major points on the bladder (see year to date Bladder) and increased his chances in this year’s club championship (see YTD 2014 championship results). Further, his handicap came in by a stroke while generally handicaps remained the same (see latest handicaps).

The committee congratulates Markus on a truly great performance and indeed all other winners on the day (see full TM1 2014 event report).

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‘Australian Masters Open Kup’ (AMOK) - 2014

Date: 27/11/2014
Course:
Growling Frog GC , Yan Yean, Victoria

 

 

Stavros runs AMOK again …

So it was the first major event for 2014 and there was an excellent turnout at the infamous Growling Frog on the Australia Day holiday for the annual running of the Australian Masters Open Kup.

Once again, there was quite some controversy because Stavros the Greek took out the event by one stroke from The Cardinal with Pup a further three strokes behind. It was controversial because of the one-stroke penalty rule for a lost ball which Stavros really took advantage of losing 2 or 3 balls during the round. It was controversial because Stavros did the same at the Santa Decanter in December where he won the event despite losing 4 balls during the round.

A quorum of members changed the rule straight after the event (Vote was 7 for and five against) meaning that from this point forward members need to play a provisional ball from the original spot whenever they think they might have lost a ball. If they take the distance (play from where the ball was lost), a penalty of 2 strokes will apply.

But Stavros won the AMOK 2014 according to the rules at the time, so he took the major points on the bladder (see year to date Bladder) and now leads this year’s club championship (see YTD 2014 championship results). In addition, his handicap came in slightly while other handicaps remained pretty much the same (see latest handicaps).

The committee congratulates Stavros on a great start to 2014 and indeed all other winners on the day (see full AMOK 2014 event report).

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