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The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2020

Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners:

Stavros the Greek 7^th June 2020 Yarrambat Park Player groups VOMIT 2020 On course VOMIT 2020 VOMIT presentations 2020

Standardised Event Report: ‘Stavros’ scissors beat Pup’s Paper’
June 7^th 2020: Well the annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament (VOMIT) was a more modest affair in 2020 consisting of a single nnomads GC handicap event for individuals held at Yarrambat Park (i.e. no teams event, a departure from tradition).
Within this context, a solid cross section of the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership base turned out to complete in what could be only described as a [insert preferred adjective], not-to-be-missed event. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first social distancing group onto the tee included Billy Bob Thornton, event sponsor The Cardinal, the Hanging Judge and Rubber Man. They were closely followed by Clean Phil, Freddie Five Iron and Nurse Min in Group 2, with Stavros the Greek, Pup, The Bloke and TJ in the final group. With such a highly skilled field like it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competitions (see 2020 Player Groups).	VOMIT Player groups 2020 Photos
Talent on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples included The Hanging Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 12^th hole and his longest drive on the 15^th, Billy Bob’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 5^th, Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] longest drive on the 9^th, Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 8^th hole, and The Blokes [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 16^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2020).	On course - Day 1 VOMIT 2020
Greek-Pup Tie: At the end of the day, there were two players who stood out from the rest, and they were Stavros the Greek (92,18,74) and Pup (91,17,74) who ended up three strokes in front of equal 3^rd place getters Billy Bob Thornton (100,23,77) and The Bloke (93,16,77). This of course meant a play-off was required. And consistent with nnomads Golf Club tradition, Stavros The Greek edged out Pup in a sudden-death round of Rock-Paper-Scissors, by selecting ‘scissors’ over Pup’s choice of ‘paper’ (see detailed individual results below). “Always nice to win such a prestigious event …” started out the 2020 VOMIT champion as the media jockeyed for position (see 2020 VOMIT winners Speech). Excellent presentations: This meant the presentations in the Yarrambat car park were a celebration of Stavros The Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance and indeed a brilliant day of golf. within the context of a global pandemic.	VOMIT Presentations 2020 Photos 2020 VOMIT Champion Winner’s Speech - Video
The Club committee congratulates Stavros the Greek on his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee reminds members that the next major event in 2020 is the Melbourne Cup Cup, unless a Triggered Major sneaks into the event calendar before then.

Detailed Results

The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2020

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
Stavros the Greek	92	18	74	1^st place on nnomads handicap after play-off and NTP
Pup	91	17	74	2^nd place on nnomads handicap after play-off, and BOS and Longest drive
The Bloke	93	16	77	Equal 3^rd place on nnomads handicap, and NTP
Billy Bob Thornton	100	23	77	Equal 3^rd place on nnomads handicap, and NTP
The Hanging Judge	98	20	78	NTP and Longest drive
Freddie Five Iron	118	36	82
TJ	103	20	83
The Cardinal	108	24	84
Nurse Min	116	29	87
Rubber Man	124	29	95
Clean Phil	152	36	116	Welcome back prize after being missing in action

Player groups VOMIT 2020

On course at the VOMIT 2020

VOMIT Presentations 2020

2020 VOMIT Winner’s Speech

This month’s competition: How many rounds of rock, paper, scissors were used to determine the winner?