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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
The Bloke 14th March 2015 Yarrambat Park |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Bloke Majors in Triggered’ |
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March 14th
2016: Well
it was another Yarrambat kind of day with the course in the worst condition
it had been in for years including temporary greens, cored greens and
generally difficult to putt on surfaces. |
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But that
didn’t stop nnomads Golf Club Members, with seven contenders turning up to
compete in the first Triggered Major of 2016, creating only what could be
described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational,
4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the
tee in Group 1 were Curtis, Pup, The
Hanging Judge and Markus Octavious
closely followed by Stavros the Greek,
Billy Bob Thornton, The Bloke and
Nurse Min in the 2nd group. With such a highly skilled field like this,
it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred
headline] competition (see 2016 Player Groups). |
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Nothing but quality on
course: And that is exactly how it turned out with
a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples
of such expertise included The Bloke’s
[Rotate from list of preferred headlines] two NTPs on the 5th and the 12th, Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] two NTPs on the 8th and the 16th, The Hanging Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 8th and Stavros The Greek’s
[Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 15th. It is fair to say that
the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2016). |
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Bloke Majors in
Triggered: But there was one player who
stood out from the rest and that was The
Bloke (83,18, 65) who ended up seven strokes under the card, and five
strokes better than 2nd place getter The Hanging Judge (94,24,70) with Curtis (85,14,71) a further stroke back in 3rd place (see detailed results below). Outrageous
presentations: This meant the presentations
back in the carpark were a [Rotate from list of preferred
headlines] celebration of The Blokes’s [Rotate from list of preferred
headlines] performance (see Photos of 2016
presentations). “Oh yeah, great day” started
out the newly crowned Triggered Major champion before disintegrating in
laughter (see 2016 TM1 winner’s non-Speech). |
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The Club
committee congratulates The Bloke on
his [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee
also reminds members that the next major event in 2016 is the ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup, to be
run at Ringwood on Good Friday. So book
early and see you there. |
Detailed Results
TRIGGERED MAJOR 1 – 2016
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
The Bloke |
83 |
18 |
65 |
1st on nnomads handicap, 2 x
NTPs, Best off the stick |
The
Hanging Judge |
94 |
24 |
70 |
Outright
2nd place, longest drive |
Curtis |
85 |
14 |
71 |
Equal 3rd
place, 2 x NTPs |
Markus
Octavious |
105 |
34 |
71 |
Equal 3rd
place |
Stavros
the Greek |
97 |
23 |
74 |
Longest
drive |
Pup |
99 |
23 |
76 |
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Nurse
Min |
112 |
30 |
82 |
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This month’s competition: Who broke the TM trophy?