Tom Bottoms Out at the Frog

There are many reasons we should be grateful to Geoff and one of them was to bring Shanksy back to Australia for a second visit this year. This meant another surprise running of the Shanksy Invitational Tournament, the second one for 2006.

2nd December 2006: So this time it was at the Growling Frog, a brilliant venue that really brings out the best and worst in a golfer.  As usual the event was organised with such short notice that half of Melbourne was out of town and the other half was unavailable. Steph for example, was playing a two day golf tournament on the Murray in Northern Victoria, Gordon was in hospital, Emile was husbanding, Fang, Mark and Tim were working, Pete was on family duties, Ricko had moved interstate, Ashley and Mark V didn’t know it was on and that’s just to name a few.

Quality Field: But a select and quality field was available to contest the second Shanksy Invitational Tournament for 2006. After all, the trophy on offer is one of the most sought after on the nnomads Golf Club circuit, particularly after recent modifications, so a number of ‘heavies’ made themselves available on the day of the competition. “The trophy is big and bold and the girls like It. I can understand why people want to win it.” explained Jack, the existing title holder, as he arrived at the event.

And the high quality of the competition was clearly illustrated by the first group off the tee which included the ‘existing title holder’ Jack, joined by ‘two times previous winner’ Brendan, the ‘event sponsor and patron’ Shanksy and ‘2nd place getter in the Melbourne Cup Cup, Steve.

Not to be outdone, the second group off the tee was equally impressive, with the 2006 winner of the Monarch of the Tullum (MOTT), Tom, joining Harry, Min and Fritz who hadn’t won anything recently but were very keen to.

A Tough Wind Affected Course: Now the ‘Growling Frog Golf Course’ is an ACR 73 rated 5,328 metre links course, which combined with the significant wind on the day made for challenging yet pleasant conditions. As usual it was a handicap event with a nearest the pin competition on every par three. The players were again tested to the limit and had to play far better than handicap to have a chance to win (see ‘On course’ photos) and results at end of article.

Tom Does a PB: And what do you know? Tom does a ‘personal best’ with 89 off the stick., never achieved before. Combined with his ‘bandit’ handicap of 26, he ended up a full 10 strokes under the card, on a net 63 strokes. This was eight strokes clear; I’ll say that again, eight strokes clear of 2nd place getter Brendan on net 71 strokes and 3rd place getter Harry, on net 72.  “It’s all a state of mind my friends. Ba Ba knows” explained Tom as Jack handed over the Shanksy Invitational Tournament trophy. “I’m just delighted to be able to encourage such high quality up and coming talent.” added Shanksy, who felt he should say something at this stage of the proceedings. Which was lucky really, as there was not much to say after Tom also won two of three ‘nearest the pin’ competitions with Brendan winning the remaining NTP (see The Presentations). Yet the crowd looked on as ‘Sir Bumpy’ entertained the media (see photos of The crowd).

So Who Won The Club Championship For 2006?:  Now the big question at this stage was who was going to win the club championship for 2006? The final championship event had now been completed and it was all down to the calculation of the results. The nnomads Golf Club club champion for 2006 would be the player with the lowest average net score at the end of the year across at minimum of three official nnomads Golf Club championship events.  It is calculated as follows:

The gross scores of each player's best three net scores from all Official nnomads championship events entered, are added together, resulting in the total gross score. The handicaps used to get these best three net scores are also added together, resulting in the total handicap. This is then subtracted from the total gross score, to give the players total net score. The total net score is then averaged, giving the players average net score. The Player with the lowest average net score at the end of the year will be the club champion. Entrants must attend a minimum of three Official nnomads Event competitions.

Well of course no one was up to doing that calculation after a few beers, and so the result was left up in the air until Gordon, our beloved club handicapper, club record keeper, club treasurer and club webminstrel, was able to do the final calculations at the official end of the 2006 year (published 31st of December, suitably four weeks after the event). The Club Committee congratulates Tom on his fine win in the second SHIT for 2006 and looks forward to seeing his new and lower handicap in 2007 (as it was bound to be slashed after this outstanding performance).

Until He Comes Again: And so the ‘Shanksy Invitational Tournament’ was put to rest until Shanksy visits our shores again. Note: For those that were not aware, the Shanksy Invitational Tournament is run whenever Shanksy, who normally lives in California, is in Melbourne and has a few hours to play golf, which hasn’t been that often over the last 20 years, but he does play a lot of golf when he is here. “If you want to see him you normally have to go to the USA, although he has got better in recent years.” mussed Harry after the presentations. ‘But he is always available for a game of golf.” added Mark knowingly, after his recent visit to the USA.

But the really spooky part is that the SHIT has once again, had a huge impact on the final outcome of the nnomads Golf Club Championship in 2006. In fact it has changed the club championship landscape forever. In the SHIT #2 2006, which wouldn’t have happened without Geoff, Tom has got .as ‘low as he has ever been.’ The question is – ‘Has he bottomed out’? ‘Can Tom do better than 89 off the stick?’ Members and associates, these are the questions for 2007, see you there!

 

Results: SHanksy Invitational Tournament # 2 for 2006

 

Event

Course

Player

Gross Score

HCP

Net Score

Prizes

ShIT

Growling Frog

Tom

89

26

63

1st place (3 balls) and 2 x NTP (2 balls)

ShIT

Growling Frog

Brendan

84

13

71

2nd place (2 balls) and 1 x NTP (1 ball)

ShIT

Growling Frog

Harry

101

29

72

3rd place (1 ball)

ShIT

Growling Frog

Steve S

91

18

73

 

ShIT

Growling Frog

Shanksy

90

15

75

 

ShIT

Growling Frog

Fritz

107

26

81

 

ShIT

Growling Frog

Min

113

30

83

 

ShIT

Growling Frog

Jack

114

20

94

 

 

 

On course

The Presentations

The crowd

 

 

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