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The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2017

Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners:

The Cardinal 11^th June 2017 Yarrambat Park Player groups VOMIT 2017 On course at the VOMIT 2017 VOMIT presentations 2017

Standardised Event Report: The ‘Cardinal and Sphincters Show’
June 11^th 2017: What happened to Stavros was the main questions as competitors started to arrive at for annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament at the Yarrambat Park where the conditions were once again excellent and the course in tip-top condition except for the temporary hole on the 10^th.
Being the only combined individual and Teams event of the year, a solid cross section from the cream of the nnomads Golf Club membership base turned out, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first Team onto the tee were The Cardinal’s Sphincters with The Cardinal, The Bloke and The Hanging Judge closely followed by The Markus 5 Greeks made up of Stavros the Greek, Markus Octavious, Pup and Freddie Five Iron. With such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred headline] competition (see 2017 Player Groups).	VOMIT Player groups 2017 Photos
Perspiration on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included The Bloke’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 58th hole, and Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] longest Drive on the 9^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery once again got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2017).	On course at the VOMIT 2017 Photos.
Cardinal VOMITs for 1^st time: But there was one player who stood out from the rest in the individual competition and that was event sponsor The Cardinal (99,24,75) who ended up four strokes in front of 2^nd place getter The Bloke (95,16,79), with Markus Octavious (119,34,85) a few strokes back in 3^rd place (see detailed individual results below). It should be noted that the Hanging Judge was awarded equal third place on the day which was later found to be incorrect, but such is life. Cardinal’s Sphyncters Show: And there was one Team that stood out from the rest and that was The Cardinal’s Sphincters (Average net score 80 strokes), who ended up 9.5 strokes in front of 2^nd team place getter The Markus 5 Greeks (Average net 89.5 strokes) to be convincing winners in 2017. Riotous presentations: This meant the presentations back in the carpark were a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] celebration of The Cardinal’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] individual performance and The Cardinal’s Sphincters team performance (see Photos of 2017 presentations). And in all the confusion that is associated with team score calculations neither the individual and Team winners were interviewed.	VOMIT Presentations 2017 Photos
The Club committee congratulates The Cardinal on his [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] win and The Cardinal’s Sphincters on their [Rotate from list of preferred headlines win, and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2017 is the Melbourne Cup Cup in November, unless a Triggered Major sneaks into the event calendar.

Detailed Results

The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2017

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
The Cardinal	99	24	75	1^st place on nnomads handicap
The Bloke	95	16	79	2^nd place on nnomads handicap, Best off the stick, NTP
Markus Octavious	119	34	85	3^rd place on nnomads handicap
The Hanging Judge	111	23	88
Pup	107	18	89	Longest drive
Freddie Five iron	125	36	89
Stavros the Greek	119	25	94

Detailed Results

nnomads GONADS Team Cup 2017

Team	Average Net score	Prizes
CARDINAL’S SPHINCTERS	80	Winner – Teams event
THE MARKUS 5 GREEKS	89.5	Runners up – Teams event

Player groups VOMIT 2017

On course at the VOMIT 2017

VOMIT Presentations 2017

This month’s competition: Who switched teams?