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Triggered Major 1 - 2019

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Stavros the Greek 11^th March 2019 Yarrambat Park Player groups TM1 - 2019 On course at the TM1 -2019 TM1 - 2019 presentations

Standardised Event Report: ‘No gifts for the Greek’
March 11^th 2019: Well it was another Yarrambat kind of day with the course again in atrocious condition, and the greens covered in duck shit once again. It was in even worse worst condition than last year which was said to be the worst we have ever seen Yarrambat for a major nnomads Golf Club event.
However, that didn’t stop nnomads Golf Club Members, with ten competitors stepping up to compete in the first Triggered Major of 2019, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the tee in Group 1 were Freddie Five Iron, The Cardinal and Billy Bob Thornton closely followed by Slugger, Nurse Min and Markus Octavious in Group 2 with The Bloke, Stavros the Greek, TJ and The Hanging Judge in the final group. With such an elite field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition (see TM1 2019 Player Groups).	TM1 Player groups 2019 Photos
Excepetional quality: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included The Hanging Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] Longest drive on the 9^th, TJ’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] Longest drive on the 15^th, The Hanging Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 5^th,and Billy Bob Thornton’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 16^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2019).	On course at the TM1 2019 Photos.
No gifts for the Greek: At the end of the day it was a stunning result with three players under the card, one player one over the card and and other two players just two over the card. But there was one player who stood out from the rest and that was Stavros the Greek (89,23,66) who ended up six strokes under the card, and five strokes in front of equal 2^nd place getters Markus Octavious (106,35,71) and The Hanging Judge (93,22,71) with Nurse Min (102,29,73) a two strokes behind in 3^rd place (see detailed results below). In effect, Stavros the Greek creamed Yarrambat Park course despite the terrible conditions. Celebrations and presentations: Hence, the presentations were a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] celebration of Stavros’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] performance as it should have been (see Photos of 2019 presentations). “Well the it was pretty competitive out there …” started out the newly crowned Triggered Major champion in front of an adoring gallery in the back carpark of the Bat (see 2019 TM1 winner’s non-Speech).	TM1 Presentations 2019 Photos 2019 TM1 Winner’s Speech Video
The Club committee congratulates Stavros on his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2017 is the ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup, to be run on Good Friday. So, book early and see you there.

Detailed Results

TRIGGERED MAJOR 1 – 2019

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
Stavros the Greek	89	23	66	1^st on nnomads handicap, Best off the stick
Markus Octavious	106	35	71	Equal 2^nd place
The Hanging Judge	93	22	71	Equal 2^nd place, Longest drive, NTP
Nurse Min	102	29	73	Equal 3^rd place (but was outright 3^rd)
The Cardinal	97	23	74	Equal 3^rd place (but wasn’t)
Billy Bob Thornton	99	25	74	NTP
TJ	102	22	80	Longest drive
The Bloke	98	17	81
Slugger	107	25	82
Freddie Five Iron	122	36	86

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Player groups TM1 - 2019

On course at the TM1 - 2019

TM1 - 2019 presentations

TM1 2019 Winners Speech

This month’s competition: Why was an equal 3^rd place getter not equal 3rd?