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The ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup 2016
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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
Freddie Five Iron 25th March 2015 Ringwood GC |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Freddie Proves he is Blessed’ |
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March 25th
2016: So
Ringwood GC was in much better condition than Yarrambat Park for the annual
running of the ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup held in perfect conditions as
expected. |
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Again, a solid
cross section from the cream of the nnomads Golf
Club membership base turned out to compete, creating only what could be
described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the
tee in Group 1 were Pup, The Cardinal,
Slugger and Markus Octavious closely followed by Stavros the Greek, Freddie Five Iron,
Billy Bob Thornton and The Bloke in
the 2nd group. With such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly
going to be a [insert preferred headline] competition (see 2016 Player Groups). |
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Purity on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of
such expertise included Stavros the
Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred
headlines] three NTPs on the 3rd, 5th
and 8th holes, The Cardinals
[Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 12th hole, Slugger’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 6th and Stavros The Greek’s
[Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 13th. It is fair to say that
the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2016). |
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Freddie Proves he is
Blessed: But there was one player who
stood out from the rest and that was Freddie
Five Iron (100,36, 64) who ended up six strokes under the card, and three
strokes better than 2nd place getter Markus Octavious (101,34,67) with Billy Bob Thornton (100,29,71) further
back in 3rd place (see
detailed results below). Entertaining
presentations: This meant the presentations
back in the carpark were a [Rotate from list of preferred
headlines] celebration of Freddie Five Iron’s [Rotate from list
of preferred headlines] performance (see Photos of
2016 presentations). “I will extend my mantelpiece
because I know I am going to win more of these …” said a confident and
very much elated Freddie during his winner’s speech (see 2016 BBNC winner’s Speech).
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BBNC Presentations
2016 |
The Club
committee congratulates Freddie Five
Iron on his [Rotate from list of preferred
headlines] win and indeed all other winners on the
day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2016 is
the ‘ANZAC Day medal, to be run at the
Growling Frog on ANZAC day. So book
early and see you there. |
Detailed Results
The ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup 2016
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
Freddie Five Iron |
100 |
36 |
64 |
1st place on nnomads
handicap |
Markus Octavious |
101 |
34 |
67 |
2nd
place on nnomads handicap |
Billy
Bob Thornton |
100 |
29 |
71 |
3rd
place on nnomads handicap |
Stavros
the Greek |
95 |
23 |
72 |
3 x
NTPs, Longest drive |
Slugger |
96 |
23 |
72 |
Longest
drive |
The
Bloke |
91 |
17 |
74 |
Best
off the stick, |
Pup |
99 |
23 |
76 |
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The
Cardinal |
102 |
23 |
79 |
NTP |
This month’s competition: What was the mistake?