nnomads Golf Club

The TRIGGERED MAJOR - 2 2016

Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners:

The Bloke 11^TH December 2016 Yarrambat Park GC Player groups TM-2 2016 On course at the TM-2 2016 TM-2 presentations 2016

Standardised Event Report: ‘Bloke Beats Greek to Comfy Chair
December 11th 2016: So the lack of a Shankshy Invitational Tournament (SHIT), and the eagerness of members to have another major event in 2016, created the perfect environment for the second Triggered Major for 2016, which was run at Yarrambat Park on another Yarrambat sort of day. “It’s pretty poor form for Shanksy to move back to the US just to avoid having to organise his annual golf tournament. We have got to do something …” suggested Freddie Five Iron during an emergency member teleconference a few weeks before the event.
Hence, two groups of members were able to compete on short notice, creating what could only be described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring. First onto the tee in Group 1 were Pup, reigning champion the Bloke, Curtis and Slugger closely followed by Stavros the Greek, Billy Bob Thornton, Markus Octavious and Freddie Five Iron in Group 2. With such a highly skilled and competitive field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred headline] competition (see 2016 Player Groups).	Player groups TM-2 2016 Photos
Stiff competition on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate alternative headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included Pups [Rotate alternative headlines] longest drive on the 9^thhole and Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate alternative headlines] NTPs on the 5^th hole, the 8^th hole and 12^th hole and Longest drive on the 15^th. It is fair to say that the massive gallery got their money’s worth once again (see On Course in 2015).	On course at the TM-2 2016 Photos.
Bloke beats Stavros to comfy chair: And as is the case in many nnomads Gold Club events, there was the need for a playoff at the end of the hard-fought competition with The Bloke (91,18,73) and Stavros the Greek (98,25,73) both coming in at one stroke over the card. And as is the case in many nnomads Gold Club events, the play-off occurred in the carpark, in this particular case involving a ‘closest-to-the-comfy-chair’ chipping competition which really energised the gallery who had been waiting patiently for the results to be announced. Well talk about controversy, the playoff was sensational with both players losing their balls. Finally, Slugger threw his arms in the air and announced that The Bloke was the winner. This was despite Stavros wanting to validate the result by measuring the distance between player balls and the comfy chair, knowing quite well no-one was interested in looking for balls at that stage of the day (see TM2 Play-off video). Rowdy presentations: This meant the presentations were particularly rowdy but remained a [Rotate alternative headlines] celebration of The Bloke’s [Rotate alternative headlines] performance (see Photos of 2016 presentations). “Yeah all good” stated The Bloke to the media who totally missed the reigning champions speech because it was so short (see 2016 TM2 Champion Winner Speech).	TM-2 2016 Play-off Video TM-2 Presentations 2016 Photos TM-2 2016 Champion Winners speech Video
The Club committee congratulates The Bloke on his [Rotate first words from list of preferred headlines] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the final major event in 2016 will be The Santa Decanter to be held on 27^th of December. So book early and see you there.

Detailed Results

The TRIGGERED MAJOR 2 - 2016

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Stableford points	Prizes
The Bloke	91	18	73	35	Winner on nnomads handicap after playoff and Best off the stick
Stavros the Greek	98	25	73	36	2nd place on nnomads handicap after playoff, 3 NTPs and 1 Longest drive
Billy Bob Thornton	105	29	76	32	3^rd place on nnomads handicap
Curtis	93	14	79	29
Pup	99	19	80	28	Longest Drive
Freddie Five Iron	118	36	82	29
Markus Octavious	116	33	83	26
Slugger	112	23	89	24

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Player groups TM2 2016

On course at the TM-2 2016

TM-2 2016 Play-off - Video

TM-2 Presentations 2016

TM2 2016 Winners speech

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