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nnomads
Golf Club |
The ‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational
Tournament’ 2018
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Winner on Handicap: Date: Course: Competitors: On course coverage: Prize winners: |
Pup 11th June 2018 Yarrambat Park |
Standardised Event Report: ‘Pup Leads Poo Joggers to Victory’ |
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June 11th 2018: Sickness
and no shows were once again a sub-theme as competitors began to arrive for the
annual running of the Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament at the
Yarrambat Park where the conditions were once again excellent and the course
in tip-top condition, or at least an improvement on the last time the nnomads GC played there. |
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And being the
only combined individual and Teams event of the year, those who did turn up
represented a solid cross section from the cream of the nnomads
Golf Club membership base, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3)
Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: The first Team
onto the tee were The Poo Joggers
with The Cardinal, The Hanging Judge,
Freddie Five Iron and Pup closely followed by The Micturators made up of Stavros the Greek, The Bloke and Slugger. With
such a highly skilled field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition
(see 2018 Player Groups). |
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Inspiration on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples
of such expertise included The Hanging
Judge’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 5th hole, and his [Rotate from
list of preferred adjectives] longest Drive on the 9th,
Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 8th and Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] longest Drive on the 15th. It is fair to say that
the adoring gallery once again got their money’s worth that day (see On
Course in 2018). |
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Pup leads Poo Joggers to
Victory: But there was one player who
stood out from the rest in the individual competition and that was Pup (93,21,72) who ended up two
strokes in front of 2nd place getter The Hanging Judge (96,22,74), with The Bloke (119,34,85) and Stavros the Greek (99,24, 75) a further
stroke back in equal 3rd place (see detailed individual results below). It should be noted that
Stavros the Greek was
not awarded equal third place on the day due to an adding error found later but
such is life. Poo Joggers follow Pup’s
lead: And there was one Team that stood out from
the rest and that was The Poo Joggers (Average
net score 78.75 strokes), who ended up 1.55 strokes in front of 2nd
team place getter The Micturators (Average net 80.3 strokes) to be
convincing winners in 2018. Sentational
presentations: This meant the presentations
back in the carpark were a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] celebration of Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] individual performance and The Poo Jogger’s team performance (see Photos of 2018
presentations). “I like to thank my
playing partners …” started Pup as the media jostled for position
to hear this year’s champion (see 2018 VOMIT champion’s speech). |
VOMIT Presentations
2018 |
The Club
committee congratulates Pup on his
[Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and The Poo
Joggers on their [Rotate from list of preferred adjectioves] win, and
indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that
the next major event in 2018 is the Melbourne Cup Cup
in November, unless a Triggered Major sneaks into
the event calendar, thought highly likely so watch this space. |
Detailed Results
The
‘Victorian Open Masters Invitational Tournament’ 2018
Player |
Gross |
HCP |
Net |
Prizes |
Pup |
93 |
21 |
72 |
1st place on nnomads
handicap, NTP |
The
Hanging Judge |
96 |
22 |
74 |
2nd
place on nnomads handicap, NTP and Longest Drive |
The
Bloke |
91 |
16 |
75 |
Equal 3rd
place on nnomads handicap, Best off the stick |
Stavros
the Greek |
99 |
24 |
75 |
Equal 3rd place on nnomads
handicap, longest drive |
Freddie
Five Iron |
118 |
36 |
82 |
Longest
drive |
Slugger |
110 |
24 |
86 |
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The
Cardinal |
109 |
22 |
87 |
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Detailed Results
nnomads GONADS Team Cup 2018
Team |
Average |
Prizes |
The Poo
Joggers |
78.75 strokes |
Winner –
Teams event |
The Micturators |
80.3 strokes |
Runners up – Teams event |
This month’s competition: Who didn’t turn up?