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Triggered Major 1 - 2017

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Billy Bob Thornton 13^th March 2017 Yarrambat Park Player groups TM1 - 2017 On course at the TM1 -2017 TM1 - 2017 presentations

Standardised Event Report: ‘Billy Bob Blasts Bat’
March 13^th 2017: As usual it was another Yarrambat kind of day with the course in questionable condition after being cored, and the beautiful 10^th hole turned into a shitty par 3 with a temporary green due to work being carried out on the real green.
But that didn’t stop nnomads Golf Club Members, with eight competitors stepping up to compete in the first Triggered Major of 2017, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred headline] field. Preferred headline alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: First onto the tee in Group 1 were The Bloke, Thombei The Mist, Billy Bob Thornton and Nurse Min closely followed by Stavros the Greek, Markus Octavious, Club Champion Pup and Curtis in the 2nd group. With such an elete field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred headline] competition (see TM1 2017 Player Groups).	TM1 Player groups 2017 Photos
Pure quality as expected: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] a display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples of such expertise included Stavros The Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTPs on the 5^th, The Bloke’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 8^th, Thombei The Mist’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 12^th, and Pup’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] NTP on the 16^th. That was not to mention Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 8^th and The Bloke’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] Longest Drive on the 15^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in 2017).	On course at the TM1 2017 Photos.
Billy Bob Blasts Bat: But there was one player who stood out from the rest and that was Billy Bob Thornton (95,28,67) who ended up three strokes under the card, and three strokes in front of equal 2^nd place getters Thombei The Mist (95,25,70) and Pup (89,19,70) (see detailed results below). Contentious presentations: As usual there was controversy at the presentations back in the carpark due in part to certain players claiming they had won a nearest the pin but had not put their names on the card, and due in part to the usual scoring error which resulted in Best-off-the-stick being retracted and reallocated. But it’s fair to say the presentations were a [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] celebration of Billy Bob’s [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] performance as it should have been (see Photos of 2017 presentations). “Well on the 6^th or 7^th my 8 iron comes in and binggggg – hit a steel plate on the full …” started out the newly crowned Triggered Major champion before thanking officials and ball boys (see 2017 TM1 winner’s non-Speech).	TM1 Presentations 2017 Photos 2017 TM1 Winner’s Speech Video
The Club committee congratulates Billy Bob on his [Rotate from list of preferred headlines] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2017 is the ‘Blessed are the Big Nose’ Cup, to be run on Good Friday. So, book early and see you there.

Detailed Results

TRIGGERED MAJOR 1 – 2017

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
Billy Bob Thornton	95	28	67	1^st on nnomads handicap
Thombiei The Mist	95	25	70	Equal 2^nd place, NTP
Pup	89	19	70	Equal 2^nd place, 2 x NTPs, Best off the stick
Markus Octavious	107	35	72
Curtis	90	13	77	Longest drive
Nurse Min	108	30	78
The Bloke	95	16	79	Longest drive
Stavros the Greek	109	24	85	NTP

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Player groups TM1 - 2017

On course at the TM1 - 2017

TM1 - 2017 presentations

TM1 2017 Winners Speech

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