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Triggered Major 2 - 2023

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Markus Octavious 29^th September 2023 Yarra Bend Player groups TM2 - 2023 On course at the TM2 - 2023 TM2 - 2023 presentations

Standardised Event Report: ‘Octavious victorious around the bend’
September 29^th 2023: Well, the 2^nd triggered major for 2023 was held at Yarra Bend in magnificent weather on a course in pretty shabby condition. The start of the event was hard to describe with Freddie Five Iron having to withdraw at the 1^st tee (after an altercation with the pro shop staff), and TJ not even making it to the 1^st tee (said to be after a hard night and not being able to get out of bed).
That meant that the potentially excellent 11 player turnout was reduced to 9 very keen competitors who stepped onto the first tee, creating only what could be described as a [insert preferred adjective] field. Preferred adjective alternatives – 1) Impressive, 2) Top class, 3) Sensational, 4) Magnificent and 5) Awe-inspiring: After some quick adjustments, the first onto the tee in Group 1 were the Hanging Judge, The Bloke and Curtis closely followed by Thombei the Mist, Slugger, and Billy Bob Thornton in the 2^nd group, with Stavros the Greek, Nurse Min and Markus Octavious in the final group. With such an elite field like this, it was clearly going to be a [insert preferred adjective] competition (see TM2 2023 Player Groups).	TM2 Player groups 2023 Photos
Pure quality on course: And that is exactly how it turned out with a truly a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] display of how to play competition golf. Perfect examples included Curtis’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 1^st, Stavros the Greek’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTPs on the 5^th and 7^th and his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] Longest drive on the 15^th, and Markus Octavious’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] NTP on the 13^th. It is fair to say that the adoring gallery got their money’s worth that day (see On Course in TM2 2023).	On course at the TM2 2023 Photos.
Octavious victorious: At the end of the day, it was a clear result with Markus Octavious (101,35,66) four under the card, and 3 strokes in front of 2^nd place getter Stavros the Greek (90,21,69) with Nurse Min (101,28,73) a further four strokes behind in 3^rd place. It should be noted that the finishing field was smaller than at the start after the Hanging Judge bailed on the 17^th tee so as to be in time for dinner with friends. “The game was too long - it wasn't fairly slow - it was the slowest pace of golf I've ever played. A disgrace to charge $50 bucks to over book like that. The group on the 17 rh tee when I left was 4 Fuckwit boguns who Literally couldn't play, possibly their first golf outing. They were part of the holdup. Anyway just couldn't wait at that pace to then have to skip drinks and fly back home” explained the Judge by text later that day (See detailed results below). Celebrations and presentations: Hence, the presentations in the car park were a [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] celebration of Markus Octavious’s [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] sensational performance. “Thank you linesmen, thankyou ball boys… “ started out the newly crowned champion as he was presented with the Triggered Major trophy for 2023 or at least until the last Triggered Major (see Photos of TM2 2023 presentations and TM2 2023 winners speech).	TM2 Presentations 2023 Photos TM2 2023 winner’s speech
The Club committee congratulates Octavious on his [Rotate from list of preferred adjectives] win and indeed all other winners on the day. The committee also reminds members that the next major event in 2023 is the Melbourne Cup Cup, to be run on Melbourne Cup Day. So, book early and see you there.

Detailed Results

TRIGGERED MAJOR 2 – 2023

Player	Gross	HCP	Net	Prizes
Marcus Octavious	101	35	66	1^st on nnomads handicap, NTP
Stavros the Greek	90	21	69	2^nd on nnomads handicap, 2 x NTP and LD
Nurse Min	101	28	73	3rd place on nnomads handicap
The Bloke	88	13	75	Best off the stick
Curtis	92	15	77	NTP
Slugger	101	22	79
Thombei the Mist	104	21	83
Billy Bob Thornton	107	23	84

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Player groups TM2 - 2023

On course at the TM2 - 2023

TM2 - 2023 presentations

TM2 2023 winner’s speech

This month’s competition: What was Freddie Five Iron’s excuse for not playing again?