Club Championship Results - 2015

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‘The Cardinal’s SHIT Press Release’

5/12/2015

A big “Shout Out” and “Up You” thanks to my playing partners on the day ... Fritz & Jack ... I couldn’t have done it without you guys!

Firstly to Freddy Five Iron ... there was a time when I dreaded playing golf with you Fred ... with all your irreverent crazy, fucked-up ways, anarchic attitude and appalling sense of on course fashion ... all I wanted to do was see you banned at the Huntingdale Club House entrance and exited from the MCC Members Car Park el pronto. Thing is, that after some time playing with all the other nut-jobs in the club ... YKWYA (you know who you are!) ... I gradually came to realize that, you, Fred were in fact, a joy to play alongside with because you pretty much just play with yourself and in effect reduce a group of four to three ... or, as was the case at the 2015 SHIT ... a group of three to two! It’s taken me some time to realise and accept that if I just ignored you Fred and let you go off all crazy-loco, as is necessary ... it’s like playing with “The Invisible Man” ... you are there ... but then you ain’t! Thanks Fred ... but maybe think about those long black tailored dacks on a hot day in December fella!

Secondly to Judge Jack ... he who is often all stressed out ... cracked up ... cranked out ... and a tad tetchy at times ... well ... may “The Force” be with you fella! It don’t matter how crap you’re playing ... your no nonsense ... walk up and give it a quick shit-whack and bad ass attitude, is what made this country great! Even better is your earthy don’t look back “cart-man-ship” ... hit ball ... carry club to cart ... get in and drive off modis-operandi without having to ... phaff about ... wandering around ... returning the club to the bag at the back of the cart stuff is way cool man! It’s a traditional Aussie ... get in ... sit down ... shut up and drive off approach from The Judge!!!! All that ... and the erudite and informed conversation with The Judge ... whilst Freddy holed out on his own ... made this the “Dream Group” for Your Cardinal to ... take on The Links ... and spank some serious Nomad sphincter!

Thirdly ... to The Bull Seale ... Steve ... who or what the hell is an “Anaka 59”?

Fourthly ... to The Pup Seale ... Pete ... I just heard ... for the first time, your recording ... of some sort of white-boy blues thing. Well ... very well done you fella!!! Normally I don’t like that kinda shit ... all that faux white-boy red-neck country & western steel slide blues stuff ... please ... give me Rhi-Rhi with a funky G-string up her sweet Barbadian ass any day! Well done you Pete!

Regards

The Cardinal